Sunday, January 28, 2007

If we knew then....



We know now…

What we did not know then…

Bush and Cheney are liars.

Cheney and Bush were liars when they made up the story about Saddam having this and that and being a danger to us and Iraq full of terrorists and 9/11ers.

In fact he could not wipe his ass.

Now the country is a danger to any of our boys there and is full of terrorists and 9.11ers.

Cheney and Bush have accomplished this in four years.

So they say “we are where we are, forget the past and let’s fuck it up further.”

After the surge we will know that 500 out our boys have died for nothing and we will have to leave the country while the local Sunni/Shi’a divide up the country.

Nothing else is possible.

We knew now what we will know then.

Cheney and Bush are lying crooks and cowards.

Why do we let them kill our boys?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Failure is not an option



“Failure is not an option”


and success is not possible.


Someone should tell Bush that Cheney’s strategy in Iraq has already failed.


There is no way nor any amount of troops that a foreign nation can deploy to subdue a native population in their own country.


Especially when that nation is at civil war for the last 1,000 years.


It’s a total waste of American lives.


The President should now come up with a plan that is more likely to succeed.
How about the one he deployed during the Vietnam War.


Hide out in Texas while being engaged elsewhere.


He could send all out troops in Iraq to Texas for war games and surge a load more in on top of them.


That plan would work.


It worked for him before when the times were dangerous and he was afraid of the Gooks.

Coulson



Andy Coulson, just does not get it.
He has been editor of the News of the World, a Sunday tabloid owned by Goebbels Murdoch, since 2003, and now says he takes full responsibility for the "scandal" over phone interception on Friday.


That should have been enough.
He took “full responsibility” and that should have been that.


Finished and clar.


Now he’s ruining the pitch by resigning as well.


What will happen the next time a government says “he takes full responsibility.”
Now he’ll be expected to resign as well.


Coulson has a lot to answer for.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Understanding the Holocaust



Understanding the Holocaust.

Why would a European country burn 6,000,000 of Europe’s best citizens 60 years ago?

That’s a hard one.

What did we have 60 years ago?

Obviously a lunatic called Hitler.

But why would the German people obey his order to kill their neighbours?

The answer is that any people (that’s you and me) ordered to do something by what we consider an authority figure will do it.

Milgram proved that 65% of normal everyday people would obey any order, including inflicting torture and death, in his experiments.

This means in a democracy where any leader who gets into power can count on 65% of the people to obey any order he or she gives.

If the leader is a lunatic then any lunatic order he gives will be followed.

We better then guard against having lunatics for leaders

Take some of the recent lunatics who have ruled us.

Bush, Blair, Thatcher, Nixon, Stalin, Mao.

All up to their necks in blood.

How do we stop this?

The only way is strong Congressional or Parliamentary control of the lunatic leader.

Bush and Blair escaped this because of 9/11.

So now, regardless of what attack we may face from a foreign enemy or an alleged friend with their lobby groups, multinational corporations or a rag-tag bunch of ex CIA operatives like Bin Laden and his gang, we should still have strong Congressional or Parliamentary control over the leader in the White House or Downing Street because the chances are he will be a coward and a lunatic.

These attacks on civil rights by Bush and Blair will lead, if left unchecked, to the next, probably flying, Holocaust.

Stop the bastards now.

War money



As the Democratic-led Senate steams toward trying to help keep our soldiers alive, Republicans crafted their own proposals in hopes of killing more of them.


Sen. Ataboy Cornyn R-Texas, who will be in jail before the next election said he got his money and now he must keep his promises even if it kills all our boys in Iraq. Sen Jonboy Kyl R-Ariz., drafted separate resolutions that would voice support for more deaths for out boys in the useless 1,000 year old battle in Iraq.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Coup d'etat in Washington



Coup d’etat in America.

White House bombed.

Washington: Three retired Generals today mounted a coup d’etat in Washington.

It is reported that former President Dick Cheney and his lapdog George Bush have been captured and shot.

The three Generals have appointed Al Gore as interim President since, they say, he won the last election anyway.

The Generals (Bastiste, Zinni and Newbolt) say they do not intend to hold power and will hold elections as soon as they are ready.

A state of martial law was imposed at midnight and all neo-cons and other cons in Washington were arrested and shot as traitors.

A bounty of $1,000,000 has been put on the top leadership of AIPAC.

In the meantime, all troops are to be withdrawn from Iraq and sent to Pakistan to capture or kill The Bin.

Viva Batiste Viva.

Amandlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

The butcher



The butcher of our boys.

Cheney thinks the Congress is "hogwash".

"We have to have the stomach to finish the task," he says.

He did not have the stomach to start the task in Vietnam when it was his turn.

"Now, the critics have not suggested a policy ... All they want to do, all they've recommended, is to save our boys from this disaster."


"Congress won't stop us, and it would be, I think, detrimental from the standpoint of the Israel," Cheney said. "The Congress has control over the purse strings. They have the right, obviously, if they want, to save our boys from a useless death. But in terms of this effort, the President, another coward in his day, has made his decision."


On why the U.S. military's failure to take out Osama bin Laden: "Why can't you find this guy?"
Cheney said, "Well, obviously, we’re fighting in the wrong country and he's well hidden in another."

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

10 year old boys



The Catholic Church in England has said it may be forced to close down its adoption agencies if new laws required them to place children with gay couples.

In an open letter to Tony Blair, the Archbishop of Westminster Cardinal Murphy-O'Connor urged him to exempt Catholic adoption agencies from new anti-discrimination legislation.

The cardinal warned that such a move would "significantly" reduce the potential number of young boys, in particular, available to pervert priests.

He said the Catholic Church would have "serious difficulty" adhering to the law as most of its members are perverts and any law that outlaws child abuse would be a difficulty for them.
"We believe it would be unreasonable, unnecessary and unjust discrimination against Catholics perverts for the Government to insist that if they wish to continue to abuse children, the law would not let them do as they pleased," the cardinal wrote.

He said it would be "an unnecessary tragedy if legislation forced the end of child abuse, as the Catholic Church would not get any new recruits".

"We are horrified that the Catholic Church appears to be at the end of centuries of child abuse," O’Connor said.

Message from AIPAC



President George W. Bush’s sixth State of the Union address was delivered Wednesday in an atmosphere of crisis when Cheney giving Madam Speaker Pelosi a message from the AIPAC.


The media made much of it, but the prevailing mood was not so much political confrontation as general bewilderment and apprehension, that such a group of rapists and embezzlers could tell America what to do.


A president who, as multiple polls released this week have underscored, is the most despised and useless occupant of the White House since time began, was treated to sullen silence for most of the time in the House of Representatives.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Bush shoots Lincoln


Bush will destroy the Republican Party

He has decided that public opinion is no longer a factor that concerns him.

Every other president coping with the hazards of war, from Lincoln to Nixon, strained to manage public support.

Bush is oblivious to realities in Iraq and is increasingly oblivious to political realities at home.

“I think the 600,000 dead Iraqi people owe me a huge debt of gratitude just as the American people are an ungrateful bunch,” he fantasized recently.

The problem is that Bush is a coward and a fool. Always has been even back to the Vietnam days.

Cheney tells him what to do and Cheney gets his orders direct from enemies of America.

Because of Bush and Cheney the Republicans will be out of power for two decades or longer.

Monday, January 22, 2007

State of the Union address



THE PRESIDENT: Mr. Speaker, Real-President Cheney, members of Congress, distinguished citizens and fellow citizens: Every year, by law and by custom, you meet here to listen to my drivel. This year, you gather in this chamber deeply aware of nature of the dumb schmuck that pretends to lead you.

You serve our country while I serve Cheney who, in turn, works for the embezzlers and rapists who run Israel. During this session of Congress, you have the duty to try and save the lives of some out boys while I intend to put them in harms way for nothing except the fact that I was a coward during the Vietnam War. I will work for a prosperity that is broadly shared by the haves and have mores, and I will answer every imaginary danger and every made- up enemy that Israel invents. I may go after our real enemy sometime, the ex CIA man Bin Laden, if the Saudis allow me to. (Applause, hopefully)
In all these days of bullshit and days of no reckoning, I can be confident. In a whirlwind of no change and hope and peril, my faith in my wife is sure, my resolve and other bits are firm, and our unions are not so strong and my bank account is full. (Applause, hopefully).
This country has many challenges, I being the most pressing. I will not deny, I will not ignore, I will not pass along my problems to the Democratic Congress, to the next president (Osama Bin Laden or whatever you call him), or the next generation. (Applause, hopefully.) I will confront my alcoholism on the beaches and in the fields in the cities and on the ranch, with focus and clarity and courage.
During the last two years, we have seen how I can fuck things up. To lift the standards of our public schools bla bla bla, I’m fed up with this…let me jump forward…….
We have the terrorists on the run. We're keeping them on the run. One by one, the terrorists are learning the meaning of American torture and water boarding in Gitmo and other places. (Big Applause, hopefully).
As our young men fight this war, as I failed to do in my time, I will remember skulking as a coward in a bottle during Vietnam. This government is taking unprecedented measures to protect me but the have-nots can defend themselves. I've intensified my own security as I’m as scared now as I was during Vietnam. I should be. This year, for the first time, the Chinese have told me what to do and reminded me of the trillions of $$$$$ they hold on my notes. They have even launched missiles into space to knock out our lights. (No Applause, hopefully). The question now is….how do I obey China and Israel at the same time???
I thank the Congress and the people for deserting me as I might have done anything, including WW3. I ask you tonight to add to our future security by impeaching me. (Big Applause, hopefully).
I gotta go…Barney wants me bring the food………bla,bla,bla….

Americans were a free people, who knew that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty you had is now gone, it is your own fault for electing a clown and drunk like me. (Bigger Applause, hopefully).
You Americans have faith in yourselves, but not in yourselves alone. Ye do not know nothing -- ye do not claim to know all the ways of a coward, yet ye can trust in Cheney, placing our confidence in his courage he found in Vietnam fighting the Gooks.
May He guide us now. And may our God continue to kill and maim all the children in Iraq and Afghanistan if I ever find it on the map. (Biggest Applause.)