Saturday, November 26, 2005

Free Air

Blair has come up with a good one.

As well as privatising water, air could also be sold.

When we all have our id cards they will be fitted with a monitoring device to see how many time we breath during the day.

We shall have to pay for each breath.

Athletes will have to pap more as will runners and joggers.

Any heavy breathing at night with your partner will cost double because you are getting pleasure as well as air.


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