Saturday, December 31, 2005

Iraq runs out of gas.

In Baghdad, hundreds of cars lined up at gas stations as word spread that Iraq's largest oil refinery shut down two weeks ago because of insurgent attacks. Nearly three years after the U.S.-led invasion, a fuel crisis again threatens to cripple a country with the world's third-largest proven oil reserves

Iraq's largest oil refinery, in Beiji, was shut down on 18 December because of the deteriorating security situation in the region.
"Production in the north, centre and south is about to suffocate," he said

Chalabi, a former bank robber who got no votes in the election, confirmed that he had been appointed acting oil minister.

Cheney is longing for the days of strongman Saddam and wants to appoint the bank robber Chalabi as president but he is too late.

Thanks to the US invasion, Iran now controls most of Iraq.

The Neo-Cons in the States are a dumber than dumb bunch of clowns.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Cheek of Chad.

They want to keep some of their own oil money.

Well I never heard the like.

Paul Wolfowitz, the president of the World Bank, said in a statement: "If these amendments become law and Chad passes a law to keep more than 12.5% of their own money it will harm the well-being of Chad and represent a material breach of the original agreement."

The agreement with the international consortium, comprising ExxonMobil and Chevron of the US and Petronas of Malaysia, gives Chad 12.5% of the income from its oil.

“12% should be enough for those Kaffirs” Wof-o-Witz was reported as saying.


Geld-Off is at it again.

Now he is a two edged sord.

On the one hand running cover for Wolf-o-Witz, Blair and Cameron.

On the other making $$$$ out of Africa's exploitation by these same people.

10 alps forever.

What a crock.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Israel to wipe West Bank off the map.

Left is the new map of the West Bank that The Psychopath of Sabra has presented to his new political party, Kadima.

The illegal settlements on the West bank will be extended to Jordan.

There will be 3 bantustans (North, Central,South) with limited self rule.

They will provide a cheap work force for Israel.

Heil The Psycho.

Bill Keller

Bill sat on the wiretaps for a year.

His paper supported the war.

Paper of record?

Not any more.

Just another rag.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Rumsfeld's past bravery.

When his country called him to fight in Vietnam, Rumsfeld told his drinking buddies that they could wipe the flag on his ass but he was not going.

"That was for grunts from the ghettos of LA and New York" he said.

The troopers should remind him of that the next time they see him.

Monday, December 26, 2005

The pope's grandson

The pope and celibacy.

The pope, having introduced us to his grandson over Christmas, is set to abolish celibacy in his church.

He said “There never was any real celibacy in his church what with the normal priests having it away with every woman they could lay their hands on and the Queens buggering each other while the paedos were shagging young boys”.

He said he would introduce a new Bill to allow all priests to marry.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Kill the students

The killing of a Sunni Arab student leader, abducted after heading two demonstrations against the election results, prompted accusations against militias loyal to the victorious Shia Islamists and their Kurdish allies in the interim government.

Anger flared around the university campus in Mosul after the body of Qusay Salaheddin, president of the student union, was identified.

He had been kidnapped on Thursday with one of his friends. The two bodies were found on Saturday, handcuffed and shot in the head.
No group claimed responsibility for the killing.

Mrs. God in bethlehem.

They would not let her in then.

The Israelis would not let her in now.

The pope said: "A united humanity will be able to confront the many troubling problems of the present time: from the menace of Islamic terrorism to the humiliating poverty in which millions of human beings live, from the proliferation of weapons to the pandemics and the environmental destruction which threatens the future of our planet."

"Do not fear Islamic terrorists because our terrorists are more savage; put your trust in George Bush! The life-giving power of his light is an incentive for building a New World Order based on just ethical and advantageous economic relationships for the US and Europe," he added.

“Give unto Caesar what is Caesars and give unto Bush what belongs to him and Halliburton. That onto which I describe is everything” he said.

The Pope, wearing a nice white dress and red shoes, said: "Today we can dispose of vast material resources which we have robbed and plundered from the Third World and this is just and right. But the men and women in our technological age risk becoming victims of their own intellectual and technical achievements, ending up not making enough for themselves and their companies which will leave an emptiness of heart.

"That is why it is so important for us to open our minds and hearts to the birth of Christ, the son of a single parent, who went on with the help of The Roman Empire to conquer the world” he said.

He closed with an address to his old comrades in the Hitler youth saying “ We may have lost the war but we now rule the world with our New World Order and will soon again be screaming ‘Heil’ in the streets and burning whatever people our glorious state and leader tells us are evil”

“I have a sneaky feeling it will be another Semite tribe called the Arabs this time” he said.

Arbeit Mact Frei.

A happy day 2,000 years ago when the saviour of the Roman Empire was born.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

The Bin

The Bin is in England.

He is being put up by his fellow Queens.

Becks was the center of attention at the Queen's
Christmas bash.

In the end Dwighty did the honours and both Becks and Victoria went home well pleased.

Heil Me.

Victoria nearly burst out of her dress when she got this close to Heil-me.

She said later that he might be a bit dumb in the head but that he was a real jumps jockey on the flat.

Friday, December 23, 2005

The 4 Horsemen

Cheney is a good and decent man.

He fought in Vietnam when it was his time and was not a stay at home coward.

He cares about the men he now sends out to die.

His company profits are not important to him.

He has always been well ajusted (still is) and was never expelled from any school or other learning institution.

He is not a psychopath and Bush is bright.

The 3 wise men.

The 3 wise men can be happy with their profits for the year.

They have managed to use the US army as a corporate tool to enlarge the profits of a few companies with which they are involved.

What a scam.

Pity about the dead troops.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005


Blairs' ship is not sinking.

And it's true, Prescott did not know till last week
that blair went to private school.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Gone to pieces in our time.

Blair could not negotiate a kick in a stampede.

He relies on bluff and bluster.

Chirac is not impressed.

The rest of Europe is laughing.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Man of the Corporations

December 19, 2005 -- A rock-solid Irish musician has been named 2005 "Person of the Year" by Time magazine.

U2 lead singer Bono was tapped for the prestigious honour because of his efforts toward covering for Blair and Bush, the robbers and killers of Africa.

Bono, through his campaign to increase debt in poor countries and lock them into unfair trade deals and exploitation, has shown how unselfish deeds can feed his ego and starve the poorer world all the more and for the better because they just don’t have ipods, the magazine said.

"Bono charmed, bullied and morally blackmailed the gullible youth of the world and got the corporations off the hook while making the problem worse for Africa.

Bono, man of the Corporations

December 19, 2005 -- A rock-solid Irish musician has been named 2005 "Person of the Year" by Time magazine.

U2 lead singer Bono was tapped for the prestigious honour because of his efforts toward covering for Blair and Bush, the robbers and killers of Africa.

Bono, through his campaign to increase debt in poor countries and lock them into unfair trade deals and exploitation, has shown how unselfish deeds can feed his ego and starve the poorer world all the more and for the better because they just don’t have ipods, the magazine said.

"Bono charmed, bullied and morally blackmailed the gullible youth of the world and got the corporations off the hook while making the problem worse for Africa.

Bono, man of the Corporations

December 19, 2005 -- A rock-solid Irish musician has been named 2005 "Person of the Year" by Time magazine.

U2 lead singer Bono was tapped for the prestigious honour because of his efforts toward covering for Blair and Bush, the robbers and killers of Africa.

Bono, through his campaign to increase debt in poor countries and lock them into unfair trade deals and exploitation, has shown how unselfish deeds can feed his ego and starve the poorer world all the more and for the better because they just don’t have ipods, the magazine said.

"Bono charmed, bullied and morally blackmailed the gullible youth of the world and got the corporations off the hook while making the problem worse for Africa.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Just one more thousand.

Bush issued a plea to Americans divided by doubt on Iraq: "Do not give in to despair and do not give up on this fight for Haliburton's $$$$."

"Some look at the challenges in Iraq and conclude that the war is lost and not worth another dime or another day and they are right," he said.

"I know that some of my decisions have led to terrible loss for Cindy Sheehan and others (not me and mine) but every one of those decisions has been taken lightly," he said.
"I know that this war is controversial, yet being Haliburton requires doing what they believe is right and accepting the consequences."

"So get out there and die you whingers as I wanted to do in Vietnam but Ma stopped me" he concluded.

Here's looking at you kid.

"There's a little bit of the movie Casablanca in this, where, you know, the inspector says, 'I'm shocked, shocked that this kind of thing [rendition] takes place'," Blair said in the interview with Sir David Frost.

The Psychopath of Sabra.

The psychopath of Sabra is close to meeting all the children he slaughtered at Sabra.

They will haunt him all his days in the afterlife.

How will he explain it to them that he hated them and just wanted them all dead?

That he had ethnically cleansed them out of Palestine and had come to Sabra to finish them off?

Cheney in Iraq.

Cheney went to Iraq to try and get Al Zar to stop attacking our troops.

He said he had given The Bin over 5 Billion $$$ over the years and that had keept him quiet.

He offered Al Zar 1 Billion $$$ as a down payment.

Al Zar wants more.

Bush to change Constitution.

Bush to change Constitution.

Bush said in a statement from the White House today that he has changed the Constitution, as it’s only a goddamned piece of paper written by longhaired hippies and terrorists.

He is now to assume the title of ‘President for Life’ and Congress is to be dissolved as it is full of ex-prisoners (Mc Cain and the like) and is working hand in glove with the terrorists.

Anyone who disagrees with this decision is welcome to leave their name and address with Dicky Boy Cheney who has been appointed head of the Army, FBI and CIA.

Lincoln said yesterday: "In your hands, my dissatisfied fellow countrymen, and not in mine, is the momentous issue of this clown Bush.

His government and Cheney will assail you.... You have no oath registered in Heaven to protect his government, while I shall have the most solemn one to bring it down."

Lincoln thought phone tapping illegal, and was willing to use force to defend Federal law on the Government spying on the people. When Bush and Cheney forced the American people to surrender, he called on the states for 75,000 volunteers and for congress to impeach Bush.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Bush said: "Yesterday the existence of a secret program was revealed in media reports, after being improperly provided to news organizations.

As a result, our business rivals have learned information they should not have, and the unauthorized disclosure of this effort damages our national security and puts our profits at risk."

He acknowledged during the address that he also allowed the NSA "to intercept the international communications of people with known links to al Qaeda and related terrorist organizations as he did not want to arrest and render them."

Bush said:” To arrest them they would have to exist and this turned out to be a bit of a problem.”

Red-socked fop

Prescott and the rest of the pygmies do know where Kovosa is.

They were bombing there at 15 feet.

I hope all the pilots got back alright.

Rumsfeld said, after he heard this, that Prescott was a clown.

Friday, December 16, 2005

The Rt. Hon. Sir Swinton Thomas

Blair can now bug Brown and the other MPs all he wants.

Bush is at the same thing in the US.

This pair of twats have to go.

11 million people in US can't read.

And it starts at the top.

Bush tried to read the list on his ipod, dropped on him by Bono, and he had to get some help from a dude standing behind him.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

The lady of no fixed abode

The lady of no fixed abode.

Barbara says she’s gotta go.

And when a go-getter’s gotta go she’s gotta go.

Barbara is not one to hang about with the down and out, thank you.

Already accused of fraud, former newspaper mogul Conrad Black faces the prospect of a maximum of 95 years in prison after US prosecutors filed new racketeering and obstruction of justice charges.

Goebbels is laughing in the wings while knowing how lucky and smart he has been to have backed Bush.

No charges his way then.

Bush says

Bush says Mc Cain was tortured in Vietnam because his name was Cain.

“The Vietnamese people are a born again Christian nation and thought Mc Cain was a descendent of the murderer in the Garden of Eden who killed his brother for one of his 12 dark eyed virgins.

Mc Cain denied he was related to Cain or that he ever fought for a dark eyed virgin.

"We've sent a message to the world today that Bush and Cheney are major terrorists," McCain said. "We have no brief for them, but what we are is a nation that upholds values and standards of behaviour and treatment of all people, no matter how evil or bad our president is. And I think that this will help us enormously in winning the war for the hearts and minds of people throughout the world in the war for higher profits for Haliburton."

Arbeit Mact Frei

Arbeit Mact Frei.

Jonathan Freedland is loosing the plot.

In yesterday’s Guardian (14th.Dec) he had a good old rant at the Holocaust deniers, Ah-Mad-In-Jihad and the anti-Semites

He mixes them all up.

The Arabs can’t be anti-Semite because they are a Semite people.

The Arabs hate the Israelis (not the Jews) because of the genocide and ethnic cleansing in Palestine since 1948.

As he says the Arabs and Jews got along great for centuries, even fighting together against us when we attacked Jerusalem a 1.000 years ago during the Crusades.

But today the Israelis are killing the Palestinians and stealing their land.

If I come and wall off half of Jonathan’s garden and move in will he say it’s okay?

Will he say I’m anti-Semitic or that I am just a thief?

Holocaust deniers are mad, stupid and anti-Semitic.

They hate the Arabs as much as the Jews.

Jonathan is now slipping into that part of Anti-Semitism (anti-Arabs) with the Holocaust deniers.

He does not need such company.

The holocaust can’t be denied. The buildings are still there.

His cure should be that he goes to Hebron and live with a local Arab family for a month dressed as an Arab and speaking only Arabic.

He will come back anti-Israeli.

We look forward to his report if he has the courage to go.

Sorry kid.

Iraq intelligence was not wrong.

It was fake

In a speech last night at the Woodrow Wilson Centre, in Washington, Mr Bush pledged not to make up any more intelligence until victory is achieved in Eyerak".
"It is true that much of the intelligence turned out to be faked," Mr Bush said. "As president, I am responsible for this fakery.”
However, he added: "My decision to murder this child was the right decision. This child was a threat, and the American people and the world is better off because he is no longer alive."

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Lock up more journalists

Lock up more journalists.

The Constitution.

It’s just a goddamned piece of paper.

From the land of the free and the home of the brave we now have a president who thinks the Constitution is just a scrap of paper.

Well, what else would you expect from a recovering alcoholic.

The only scraps of paper he ever knew were the ones he wrapped his drink in.

6 journalists in prison and many dead.

The First Amendment…Free Speech… Dead.

Goebbles Murdoch saw to that.

Arnold help kill 100,000 women and children in Iraq and still supports more killing.

Tookie kille 4 people and has reformed and is sorry.

So the bigger unreformed killer kills the reformed killer.

American justice?

Monday, December 12, 2005

Sarkozy is nuts

Sarkozy sends for Israelis

Sarkozy has sent for crowd control specialists Gideon Ezra and Moshe Kadari from the Israeli security services.

These two are know as the brutal suppressors and child killers of the Intifadah in Palestine.

They will now teach the French police how to kill the kids of Paris and Lyon.

Get ready for some live rounds coming your way.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Application to International Criminal court.

This is a copy of an e/mail I sent to the ICC this morning.

As soon as I get the information I will share it with you and if you know of war crime committed in Iraq you may report it.

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:56:48 +0000 (GMT)
"digery cohen"
Bringing a case before the ICC.

I would like to inquire, as an individual, how I bring a war crimes case before the ICC.

I and some others have definate information about a war crime that was committed in Iraq by one of your signators and would like the court to investigate and prosecute the case.

How do I go about it?

Please send me all the information>

Yours sincerely,

Digery Cohen

Bush arrested.

Pres Bush has been arrested this morning for war crimes in Iraq after a military coup in the US.

He was rendered to Iraq within the hour and is to stand trial with Saddam for war crimes.

Cheney has commited suicide.

Rumsfeld is on the run in Mexico.

Rice has requested political asyalum in Poland.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Open Letter To Harold Pinter

Open Letter to Harold Pinter


I read in G2 of the Guardian yesterday that you think Tony Blair is a war criminal because of his actions in Iraq and that he should be prosecuted by the International Criminal Court.

As you will see from the copied section below The International Criminal Court may receive information on crimes from individuals such as yourself.

I request that you e/mail The Chief Prosecutor and lodge a formal complaint against Tony Blair and the British army for the war crimes they committed on 15 September 2005 in Basra, Iraq.

This was where 2 British SAS soldiers (out of uniform) murdered 2 Iraqi police men who were lawfully doing theur duty and the British army later that day attacked a police station and murdered a further 7 Iraqis while illeagally removing the 2 SAS prisoners from the jail.

I suggest this particular war crime as it is clear and well documented and all the witnesses and evidence are still available.

General organisation

The Office of the Prosecutor is one of the four organs of the International Criminal Court. It is headed by the Chief Prosecutor, who is elected by the Assembly of States Parties and has full authority over the management and the administration of the Office, including the staff, facilities and other resources of the Office. The Chief Prosecutor is Mr. Luis Moreno-Ocampo who took office on 16 June 2003 by pledging his solemn undertaking as required by article 45 of the Rome Statute.
The mandate of the Office is to conduct investigations and prosecutions of crimes that fall within the jurisdiction of the Court, that is, the crime of genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes.

In addition to State Party and Security Council referrals, the Chief Prosecutor may also receive information on crimes within the jurisdiction of the Court provided by other sources, such as individuals or non-governmental organisations. The Chief Prosecutor conducts a preliminary examination of this information in every case. If the Chief Prosecutor then decides that there is a reasonable basis to proceed with an investigation, he will request the Pre-Trial Chamber to authorise an investigation.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Who wants it?

Cameron is the real Blair with a bit of decency.

Brown is still sound as a pound.

Who will Goebbles Murdoch decide should take No 10?

He would have an easy job with Cameron.

Cameron is the nice guy Blair pretends to be.

But when he gets to No 10 the reality of power today will hit him like a dump truck and he will just have to do what he is told by BP, Murdoch and the rest.

Brown would be better able for them.

He would, of course, have to clear out the pygmies Blair has brought in with him.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Cheney says "Let's Goosestep".

Let's Goosestep.

Cheney is pissed.
All this nonsense in Europe about Rendition.
His lady of consequence, Rice, looking like a fool in Europe while her imaginary husband has to lie in the White House to the hacks about torture in Egypt.
People of consequence….....Not.
Delusions of grandeur are the first signs of insanity.
This is real power.
Cheney is pissed.

When they came for the Jews.

When they came for the jews the germans said they did not know.

When The Swedish Secret Service came for Olaf Palme the Sweds said they did not know.

When they came for our neighbours we said we did not know.

When they come for you I will not know.

Monday, December 05, 2005

I could not make this up

"We must bring terrorists to justice wherever possible," she said.
“It does not matter if they are only suspects or whatever.”
“My own people who were suspected of being Black and were hung like strange fruit from the trees of my home state.”
“If they ran away they were taken to justice wherever possible in other states.”
"But there have been many cases where local governments and states cannot detain or prosecute a suspect because they are innocent (but have Arab names), and traditional extradition is not a good option."
"In those cases," she added, "the local government or state can make the sovereign choice to cooperate with the US if they know what is good for them and transfer a suspect to a torture chamber in a complaint country where his guilt will soon be confessed. This is known as a rendition.
"Sometimes these efforts are misunderstood, especially by the tortured person, but it does send a message to our terrorists competitors that we kick ass better than them," she said.

“As for Democracy and International law” she said, “these were fine for the slave owners of the time of the US revolution but were redundant now in the New American Century.

“What we now have is Pax Americana run by a bunch of draft dodging alcoholics and you better get used to it”.

Rice Torture.

Yesterday we did not hear their screams.

Today we are also deaf.

Tomorrow we will not hear your screams.