Saturday, February 25, 2006

Executive Order February 24, 2006


THE WHITE HOUSE

Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release – February 24, 2006

EXECUTIVE ORDER 14461
CLARIFING NEW POSITION OF CO-PRESIDENT CHENEY

This order prescribes a proper recognition of Co-President Cheney real position and power. Our democratic principles require that the American people be informed of the activities of their Government. Also, our Nation's progress depends on the the real President being known. Nevertheless, throughout our history, the national interest has required that the real powers that run this great country be kept secret and that certain information be kept in confidence in order to protect our citizens, our democratic institutions, and our participation within the community of nations. Protecting information critical to our Nation's security remains a priority. In recent years, however, dramatic changes have altered, although not eliminated, the national security threats that we confront. These changes provide a greater opportunity to emphasize our commitment to open Government so we can now tell you who our real President is.
NOW, THEREFORE, by the authority vested in me as show-President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:


To reflect his proper position and power Dick Cheney is to drop the title Vice-President and to assume his new title of Co-President.

His rank, in that position, regardless of that scrap of paper The Constitution, will be foremost and will outrank myself as I am a bit of a drunk and dope-head and anyway Dick say he will do a Harry on me if I don’t.

GEORGE W. BUSH
THE WHITE HOUSE,
February 24, 2006.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Civil war now US policy



Civil war now policy of Cheney and Rumsfeld in Iraq and Palestine.

It was not supposed to be like this.

Chalabi was supposed to be running Iraq in the interests of the US.

How the hell did the Iranians take over?

And Hamas in Palestine?

Well the only cure for that is a long and brutal civil war in both places.

The next step will be the assassination of leading Shias clerics as well as widespread
Slaughter of civilians.

The end result that is hoped for is the return of a pro-American strongman like Saddam in his time.

It will be difficult with the Shias controlling any organized military and police there is.

The only solution is to put Saddam back in.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Israel's final solution



Israel’s final solution

The 3 state solution

Israel’s final solution for the lands they occupied in Palestine after 1948 is “The 3 State Solution”.

No more messing with a 2 state solution, Oslo agreement or a blank road map.

The states will be:

1) Israel as pre 1967.
2) Israeli state on West bank
3) Palestinian Bantustans in Gaza and West Bank under Israeli control.

The Palestinians will provide cheap labour for Israel and the Bantustans a market for Israeli goods.

This plan has been approved by dead-eye Dick Cheney and the Europeans.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

US orders bombing of Shrine



The explosion at the Askariya mosque is attempt by US covert forces to start-kick start full civil war and put some sort of restraint on the Ayatollah Sistani, the real ruler of Iraq.

It is also a warning to him that if he don’t play the Yankee game the US will try to destroy him.

The only thing Sistani can do now is to order the US and the UK out of Iraq.

That is the only way there will be peace there.

Otherwise perhaps Imam Mohammed Al-Mahdi will return to restore justice to humanity.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Hello...anyone home?



Hello….anyone home?


The US has finally woken up.
They invaded Iraq, got rid of Saddam and handed it over to Iran.
It’s a bit late in the day now to start bitching about it.
What did they think? That a bank robber and Iranian informer like Chalabi could replace Saddam?
Now the US Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad said the United States will cut financial aid to the country.
The US provides billions of dollars of financial aid to Iraq for the country to strengthen its police and military forces all under the control of Iran, he reminded.
Khalilzad criticized the Iranian demand for the withdrawal of the British troops from Basra.
He said when he looked the map last time, Basra was still in Iraq but under the control of Iran.
He can stay looking at the map forever for all the good it ill do him.
Cheney, the schmuck, arranged all this.
What a dumbo.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Cheney is still on the cover-up.



Cheney is still on the cover-up.


Today he tells Fox News that Katharine Armstrong “was my witness” and that “she saw the whole thing”.
Fibs, fibs, fibs..Dick.
Katharine Armstrong had already told The Associated Press that her first impression of what was going on was that, from her distant position, she thought Cheney had had another of his heart attacks.
Armstrong said, at the time, she saw Cheney's security detail running toward the scene. "The first thing that crossed my mind was he had a heart problem," she told The Associated Press.


It is common knowledge that Dick carries a hip-flask during hunting afternoons.
This is why the cover-up began.
He was drunk.
He ordered the Secret Service to treat it as a matter of National Security.
It was only when a local orderly at the hospital began to try and sell his story of the shooting that Cheney asked Armstrong to leak it immediately as he could not do so, at that stage, from Washington.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Complaint to BBC

BBC news bulletins (News 24) in recent weeks have been reporting that President Ahmadinejad of Iran has stated that the "Holocaust is a myth".

In fact, he said, "If the Europeans are telling the truth in their claim that they have killed six million Jews in the Holocaust during the World War II - which seems they are right in their claim because they insist on it and arrest and imprison those who oppose it, why the Palestinian nation should pay for the crime. Why have they come to the very heart of the Islamic world and are committing crimes against the dear Palestine using their bombs, rockets, missiles and sanctions."

Please correct your future news bulletins and apologize for your past mistakes which my lead to a terrorist attack on Iran by Israel or the US.

Cheney missed.

He tried to kill poor old Harry.

He said he had killed 100,000 better women and children in Iraq and did not see why he should not shoot pinko liberal in Texas.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Brown's humiliation must stop


Humiliated Brown.

Humiliated Brown will not get any votes as long as he stays on his knees.

People are fed up seeing him humiliated by a twat like Bliar.

If he does not move soon he may give up.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Che Clooney


Che Clooney

From Good Night to Syriana, Clooney is heading in the right direction.

Perhaps he should consider examining democracy in America as envisioned by Thomas Jefferson in the Declaration of Independence and the so-called democracy of the corporations we have now.

After that it will be time for the real thing.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Liberty Tower, Los Angeles.


Residents of Liberty Tower in Los Angeles had a lucky escape when some mad sheikh wanted to run a plane into their building.

We were saved by President Bush. Thank God.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Ah-mad-in-jihad at the camp.


Iran's best-selling newspaper has launched a competition to find the best cartoon about the Holocaust in retaliation for the publication in many European countries of caricatures of the Prophet Mohammad.

I will send this.

It shows aryan Ah-mad-in-jihad handing over a truckload of Sunnis semites to the non-existant gas chambers.

Pope calls for crusade




The Magisterial Grand Priory of The Holy Lands


Jerusalem is surrounded by the Zionists. They have camps at the so called Gush Etzion and Maale Adumim.
They deny the existence of our Holy Prophet and god God, Jesus, and blaspheme his name.
A crusade is called for to liberate Jerusalem from the Zionists
From the confines of Jerusalem a horrible tale has gone forth and very frequently has been brought to our ears, namely, that a race from the kingdom of the Zionists, an accursed sect, a sect utterly alienated from God, a generation forsooth which has not directed its heart and has not entrusted its spirit to God, has invaded the lands of the West Bank, the land of Muslims and Christians and has depopulated them by the sword, pillage and fire; it has led away a part of the captives into the captured lands, and a part it has destroyed by cruel tortures; it has either entirely destroyed the churches of God and mosques or appropriated them for the rites of its own religion. They destroy the altars, after having defiled them with their uncleanness. They slaughter the Muslims, and the blood of the slaughter they either spread upon the altars or pour into the streets. When they wish to torture people by a base death, they perforate their navels, and dragging forth the extremity of the intestines, bind it to a stake; then with flogging they lead the victim around until the viscera having gushed forth the victim falls prostrate upon the ground. Others they bind to a post and pierce with arrows. Others they compel to extend their necks and then, attacking them with naked swords, attempt to cut through the neck with a single blow. Others they fire missiles at from helicopters without suicide bombers or snipers who target children.What shall I say of the abominable rape of the women? To speak of it is worse than to be silent. The kingdom of our brothers the Muslims is now dismembered by them and deprived of territory so vast in extent that it can not be traversed in a march of two weeks or at all as the roads are blocked by daemon Zionist armies. On whom therefore is the labour of avenging these wrongs and of recovering this territory incumbent, if not upon you? You, upon whom above other nations God has conferred remarkable glory in arms, great courage, bodily activity, and strength to humble the hairy scalp of those who resist you
Therefore we beseech you by the faith in which you are united through Christ in the adoption of the sons of God, and by the authority of St. Peter, prince of apostles, we admonish you that you be moved to proper compassion by the wounds and blood of your brethren and the danger of the aforesaid Palestine and that, for the sake of Christ, you undertake the difficult task of bearing aid to your brethren [the Palestinians]. Send messengers to us at once inform us of what God may inspire you to do in this matter.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Blair cuts front bench



Blair has found that he cannot turn his back on Brown properly during Prime Minister’s Question Time.

He has therefore ordered in the carpenters to cut a section off the end of the front bench.

This leaves him with the end position when he is answering questions and he will be able to turn his back on Brown as much as he wants.

He ordered brown into the chamber after it was closed for the night just to test it out.

Kelly to be dumped.

Ruth Kelly, the Education Secretary, has been hit by an egg outside a court in Salford.

Mrs. Kelly was due to give evidence against Simon Wilmot-Coverdale, one of the Fathers 4 Justice campaigners who tried to handcuff her at an election meeting last April.

She was hit by the egg as she left Salford Magistrates' Court by a protester who said he was from Real Fathers 4 Justice.

Her attacker ran up behind her and smashed the egg on to the back of her head.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

UN to impose sanctions on Israel.





VIENNA - The United Nations nuclear watchdog's governing board approved a resolution Saturday referring the Iranian nuclear program to the UN Security Council.The measure passed by a vote of 27 for to three against, with five member states abstaining.

In its resolution, the International Atomic Energy Agency Board of Governors included a call for nations of the Middle East to be rid of nuclear weapons.

This resolution is aimed at Isarel as the only nation in the Middle East with Nuclear Weapons.

When the referral comes before the Security Council next month Israel will be asked to sign the NPT and allow Dimona to be inspected.

If Israel does not co-operate then sanctions will be placed on it by Europe and The US.

As they say in diplomatic circles “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Blair gets Galloway.


Blair nobbles Galloway

He had been due to take part in a mock trial of US President George W Bush, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Prime Minister Tony Blair for their activities in Iraq and Palestinian
Territories

Sources gave the reason why Galloway should not be allowed to enter Egypt and said that Blair had phoned Mubarak to arrange the refusal, as he did not want to go on even a mock trial.

Having nobbled and infiltrated the Stop-The-War group and The ICC he did not want to go on even a mock trial.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Baradei is Israeli lackey


Baradei is a US lackey
ElBaradei said that moves to report Iran were "not a crisis" but "a window of opportunity" in resolving the standoff.
"We are reaching a critical phase, but it is in no way a crisis situation," he told reporters.
We have heard this crap before.
Resolutions with “serious consequences” during the step-by-step con job on Iraq by the bush and Blair.
What Iran is doing is perfectly legal.
I don’t hear Baradei bitching about Dimona or Khan.
If Baradei’s sly moves on behalf of the US and Israel succeeds then Israel is in big trouble.
If in the fullness of time, after sanctions and all that nonsense, Israel bombs Iranian nuclear facilities then Iran will bomb Dimona.
They are well capable of this even without the nuclear weapons they have already acquired from the disintegrating USSR.
During the Cuban missile crisis the US did not know that the USSR had nuclear missiles on their subs just miles off the US coast.
The same is happening now.
The dumb conservatives who rule the US at the moment and the even dumber (If that’s possible) Zionists that run Israel are walking into a trap by the fundamentalists who would like nothing better than a major clash.
Israel can’t use its nuclear weapons on anyone in the Middle East because it would destroy the oil imports and economies of the West.
In twenty years time we will no longer depend on the Middle East for oil and it can fade back into the sands and start herding camels again.
Israel will go the same way as we will no longer need it as a foothold near our oil supplies.
Iraq changed everything. Israel overreached itself by getting us to invade.
We can’t even hold a broken country like Iraq.
What would we do with Iran?
That lot are Shias and would defeat us if we attacked them.
The best thing we can do is declare victory in Iraq and retreat totally out of the Middle East.
They will again sell us their oil at $20 a barrel because they have to.
They can’t drink it and the camels don’t like it.
The fundamentalist Zionists in Israel can come to whatever arrangement they like with the other fundamentalist around them.
If we never hera from them again it will be too soon.
Copy to Mossad,CIA,MI6.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Zionist fundamentalist teenagers



Zionist fundamentalist teenagers.

The Amona evacuation ended with some 200 protesters and security forces wounded

At Wednesday's confrontation, some 3,000 settlers many of them teenagers faced off against thousands of soldiers and policemen during the three-and-a-half hour operation, which both sides agreed had been far worse than the disengagement from Gaza. Some 75 people were arrested.

Who is brainwashing these kids?

Don’t they have a life?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

State of the Union.



The New Energy.

Hydrogen.

What has stopped the development of alternative energies, so far, are the companies that supply our gas and make our cars.

That is Exxon and Ford the great patriotic American companies.

The effort to secure the oil of the Middle East by invading Iraq has failed so we have to try another tack.

Bye, bye Israel you’re on your own. Better make peace with Hamas.

The only question with the new technology is… who is going to profit from it?

The usual suspects (Exxon+Ford) are in there as well as new one like Cheney’s Halliburton.

As Cheney says “what is the use of being president if you can’t turn a few $$$$”.


The President has set a national goal of replacing more than 75% of our oil imports from the Middle East by 2025.

With America on the verge of breakthroughs in advanced energy technologies, the best way to break the addiction to foreign oil is through new technology.

Since 2001, we have spent nearly $10 billion to develop cleaner, cheaper, and more reliable alternative energy sources.

Tonight, the President announced the Advanced Energy Initiative, which provides for a 22% increase in clean-energy research at the Department of Energy (DOE).
Any advances will be shared, in advance, with Exxon and Halliburton.