Saturday, March 11, 2006

God supports Blair

God supports Blair.

God’s right hand man, Angel Machiavelli, said that even though God knew that Iraq had no WMD he still supported the invasion and slaughter of 100,000 people.

They were, after all, Gentiles.

Machiavelli also confirmed that God has forgiven the Israelis for not becoming Christians 2,000 years ago and said that even if they had a part with the Romans in murdering his only Son they were still his “Chosen People”.

Michiavelli said that God now wanted Israel to bomb that bunch of Gentiles in Iran back to the Stone Age.

Blair’s spokesman in Downing Street, David Hill, said that Blair trusted Machiavelli and would go ahead and allow Israel to Bomb Iran even though it might end up with Israel destroyed.

Perhaps the Israelis should not trust this God whom they found so wanting 2,000 years ago.


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