Monday, October 02, 2006

Bush, God and Sodom

When they had not yet retired, and the people of Congress, surrounded the house, both young and old, the entire populace from every end of Congress.

And they called to Cheney and Bush and said to them, "Where are the pages with Foley who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us, and let us be intimate with them."

God informs Bush that He plans to destroy Congress because of its gross immorality. Bush pleads with God not to destroy Congress, and God agrees that He would not destroy it if there were 50 righteous people in it, then 45, then 30, then 20, or even 10 righteous people including himself Bush.

The Lord's two angels only found one righteous person working in Congress, Abrahamhoff's nephew Not-A-Lot.

Consequently, God follows through with His plans to destroy Congress.


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