Sunday, December 31, 2006

This hanging is wrong



This hanging is wrong.

We are all scum now.

As long as we allow this Psychotic sycophantic Bush fool to rule us we are complicit in a foul murder committed on our t v screens before breakfast for the New Year.

I can’t tolerate any more of this.

He must go now before he soils us anymore.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

One more



As his final moments approached, he grew calm. He clutched a Quran as he was led to the gallows, and in one final moment of defiance, said Blair and Bush would soon join him.

It was a grim end for the 69-year-old leader who was a friend of Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld and three U.S. Presidents whose orders he carried out.


Bush said in a statement, issued from his ranch in Texas, that hanging Saddam "is an important milestone on Iraq’s course to becoming a failed state run by Iran and Saudi."

He said that the hanging marks the "end of a difficult year for Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld as Saddam was about to testify that they gave him the WMD to slaughter the Kurds."


Shortly before the execution, Saddam was asked if he wanted to say something.


"Yes I do," he said, "Bush and Blair are low life criminals and murderers and they have murdered 600,000 women and children here in Iraq after an illegal invasion."

Friday, December 29, 2006

Blair "Voyeurism is good"



Downing Street insisted that the Blairs were paying their way, while Mrs Gibb, a bisexual Druid priestess from Northern Ireland, undermined their defence by insisting that no money was changing hands but that Robin and herself were allowed to look in the window. “It’s a friendly arrangement,” she told one newspaper.
The mystery intensified further as Downing Street hinted that Mrs Gibb didn’t know what she was talking about, and that a “private commercial agreement” had in fact been made with Mr Gibb’s manager, John Campbell, who said, “ the Gibbs will pay for the privilege of watching”.

Bono letter


This is the text the citation for Bono's knighthood.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Saddam's hanging



Saddam’s hanging.


Saddam and a co-conspirator were hung thus morning in Baghdad.

The co-conspirator elected to go first mumbling something about some unknown.

Homeland security had arrested Rumy as a foreign combatant (for Israel) and had him rendered to Iraq.

Bush said this was all perfectly legal and would be an example to Baker and old Bush if they tried to push their anti-Israeli report in the New Year.

Saddam said he wanted his old supplier, Dick Cheney, to swing with him.

Condi said no as her outfit was on his account from Paris, France.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Honorary degree for Cheney from Yale



President Levin:


Patron of peace, guardian of humanity, champion of justice, you are without peer on the world stage. Trained as a multilingual drinker, you have made diplomacy your career and the citizens of this planet are all the more sorry for it. Your commitment to improving the human condition has been as invisible as it is unyielding.


Scholar, public servant, trailblazer, diplomat: you served with distinction in Vietnam and as our nation's first Israeli President. In six years you journeyed more than 1 million miles to nearly 100 countries in pursuit of mutual bloodletting and support for the ethnic cleansers among the nations of this world.


You have illuminated the mystery of Israeli control, using modern methods to explore that ancient world. Your approach is now a model for scholars in fields far beyond the Middle East. You have sought the meaning of memory in historical transmission, looking for those forces that lead to the selective preservation and cultivation of events after a touch of ethnic cleansing. Your work as a drunk, excavating the graves of the dead, is accompanied by the way you have unearthed the intellect of those long dead. For enriching historical murder and mayhem with some of your own and your seminal theory of cultural and collective killing, we are honored to bestow on you the degree of Doctor of Laws but which ones we don’t know as Homeland Security has not passed them, yet.

Time to abandon Israel


Time to abandon Israel.

And support the Semites with the oil.

It’s in the American national interest.

The Baker/Hamilton report is dead on arrival to many. Israel and their US employees have launched a relentless attack on it.

They say the much anticipated report by the Iraq Study Group proved to be a major disappointment to Israel.

Those who believed that the commission, co-chaired by Republican James Baker and Democrat Lee Hamilton, would produce a precise outline of a successful end to the war in Iraq and return American soldiers to their homes, were right but discovered that the Israeli/Palestinian conflict would have to be solved as a first step to solving the Iraqi problem.

This is not possible as Israel will never give back the land it has ethnically cleansed in Palestine.Indeed, only one day after the report was presented, President George W. Bush, whose boss –Cheney – has worked for the Zionist wing of the Israelis since his first time in the Ford White House, distanced himself from some of the central recommendations.

Particularly those calling for:

1)…Israel to be subjected to international law (UN 242-338)

2)…Negotiations with Syria, who want their Golan Heights back.

3)…Iran, who now control southern Iraq and lead the Shi’a resurgance and the hope of occupying their proper place at Mecca early this century. "There is no magical formula that will solve the problem of Iraq," Baker told a press conference as he unveiled the report. "However, there are actions that America can take, if it is allowed, to improve the situation and to protect American interests."

The commission then released its list of 79 recommendations but failed to use its ‘fresh eyes’ to look at what would stop the recommendations being put in place.

Baker need to set up another study group to find why Carter says it would be political suicide for anyone – Republican or Democratic – to abondon Israel.

Time to abandon Israel


Time to abandon Israel.

And support the Semites with the oil.

It’s in the American national interest.

The Baker/Hamilton report is dead on arrival to many. Israel and their US employees have launched a relentless attack on it.

They say the much anticipated report by the Iraq Study Group proved to be a major disappointment to Israel.

Those who believed that the commission, co-chaired by Republican James Baker and Democrat Lee Hamilton, would produce a precise outline of a successful end to the war in Iraq and return American soldiers to their homes, were right but discovered that the Israeli/Palestinian conflict would have to be solved as a first step to solving the Iraqi problem.

This is not possible as Israel will never give back the land it has ethnically cleansed in Palestine.Indeed, only one day after the report was presented, President George W. Bush, whose boss –Cheney – has worked for the Zionist wing of the Israelis since his first time in the Ford White House, distanced himself from some of the central recommendations.

Particularly those calling for:

1)…Israel to be subjected to international law (UN 242-338)

2)…Negotiations with Syria, who want their Golan Heights back.

3)…Iran, who now control southern Iraq and lead the Shi’a resurgance and the hope of occupying their proper place at Mecca early this century. "There is no magical formula that will solve the problem of Iraq," Baker told a press conference as he unveiled the report. "However, there are actions that America can take, if it is allowed, to improve the situation and to protect American interests."

The commission then released its list of 79 recommendations but failed to use its ‘fresh eyes’ to look at what would stop the recommendations being put in place.

Baker need to set up another study group to find why Carter says it would be political suicide for anyone – Republican or Democratic – to abondon Israel.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Bush joins Al-Qaeda


Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, the leader of an al-Qaeda in Iraq has offered US forces safe withdrawal from Iraq within a month if they left their heavy weapons behind, according to an audio tape posted on the internet on Friday.

The authenticity of the tape was verified, and it was posted on two main web sites used by al-Qaeda and other armed groups in Iraq.

"We call on Bush not to waste this historic opportunity," said the speaker, identified as Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, head of the Islamic state in Iraq, which was announced in October by al-Qaeda and groups linked to it.

"We are awaiting your response within two weeks of this announcement," said the speaker in the tape, which was dated December 22. He said armed groups would refrain from attacking withdrawing US forces if it is completed within a month.

Iraqi Sunni groups including al-Qaeda announced in October the creation of what they described as an Islamic state in Iraq.

Addressing the United States, al-Baghdadi said: "We are announcing today our orders for you, so obey them before you regret it.

'US rebuffed'

"We order you to withdrew your troops immediately, using troop carriers and aircraft, and taking only your personal weapons. Don't withdraw any heavy weapons. Instead you should hand that and your military bases over to the holy warriors of the Islamic State," he said on the tape.

Al-Baghdadi claimed that Washington had tried to open a channel of negotiation with his group through the Saudi government. But he had rejected the initiative.

"The giant has started to fall. It is looking for an escape and seeking to negotiate with all the other groups and parties," al-Baghdadi said.

"They sent us al-Salool," he said, employing an abusive historical term to refer to the Saudi ruling family.Al-Baghdadi said he had spurned the offer because "we are not ones to negotiate with those who killed our children".

The Bin attacks Basra


Basra…The Bin and his terrorist forces have stormed the headquarters of an Iraqi police unit where it was feared that police officers were Shi’a and loyal to Iran, a British military spokesman has said.

Major Charlie Burbridge, a Bin Laden aid , said: "We've deployed a significant number of active service units in Basra in the early hours of this morning with a view to disbanding the police and destroying their station.

"The serious crimes unit is now disbanded and the police headquarters at the Jamiaat building in which they operate is in the process of being removed from service. The operation is ongoing."

Burbridge said that there had been no resistance to the raid so far, but that he expected there to be some because it is "a big terrorist operation and therefore it's not going to be a popular one with the people who want to see us fail".

"There are 178 prisoners inside the police station and one of the reasons we decided to go today was that they are our informers," he said.

Captain Tane Dunlop, another Bin Laden military spokesman, said the our terrorists carried out the raid on the police station and destroyed it completely the same as we did when they arrested two of our bombers last year.

"We [then] used explosives to put the building beyond use so it can no longer be used by the police," he said.

Burbridge said a lot of the police had been found to have injuries, "but we don't know if we managed to kill any, at this stage".

The Bin sent a Christmas message of congratulations to Burnbridge and asked him to head Al-Qaeda in Iraq and show them how to do it.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Iranian Tea Party



UN resolution 1773 and the Iranian Tea Party.

Here come more serious consequences.

As UN resolution 1441 ”Serious Consequences” against Iraq was used as a justification to attack it so also resolution 1737 will be used to attack Iran.

Resolution 1441 babbled on about:

1) That Iraq was in material breach….WMD.
2) That 1441, and its deadline……. Disarmament requirements
3) That "...false statements or omissions

And all the rest of the nonsense.

Goebbels Murdoch will start a campaign on the back of Resolution 1737 to soften up the US and European people so as they are ready for an attack by the US on Iran.

Natanz will be cruised and Davy Crocketed.

Israel says it is the only country in the Middle East that obeys UN Security Council resolutions and is sane and moderate enough to have nuclear weapons.

The Palestinians agree.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Mel Brooks and the Methodists for Iraq



Cheney to send army of the worst dregs ever to soil the sands of Babylon

He’s decided to launch an attack that will reduce Baghdad to ashes.

He wants every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the world to go there.

Take this down he said to Gates:

I want…

Rustlers
Cut-throats
Murderers
Bounty hunters
Desperados
Mugs
Pugs
Thugs
Nitwits
Half-wits
Dim-wits
Vipers
Snipers
Con men
Indian agents
Mexican bandits
Muggers
Buggerers
Bushwhackers
Horn swaglers
Horse thieves
Bull Dykes
Train robbers
Ass kickers
Shit kickers
And Methodists

Friday, December 22, 2006

Iraq no longer exists



Iraq no longer exists

So there is no need to fight over it.

Bab-e-lon is broken.

And we can’t put it back together again.

Our boys are now fighting and dying over grains of sand.

The sand belongs to no one.

The wind will blow it away tomorrow.

What we now have is Western Iran and Eastern Saudi, meeting around Baghdad, and Kurdistan in the north.

The Shi’as are on the march after 1,300 years towards Mecca and Jerusalem.

The Israelis asked America to invade Iraq.

Did they not foresee this?

If they did we are in trouble and if they didn’t we are in bigger trouble.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The real boss



"Sir we think we can’t just keep doing what we're doing," army commanders told Gates during a breakfast session in Iraq.


"We really think we need to get to hell out of this divided country and let the Shia’s have it as they’re gonna get it in the end anyway, they said."


Those concerns are "clearly a consideration" in mapping out future strategy, Gates said, "but our orders from Israel, through AIPAC to the President says we must stay and die."


Just days into his new job as defence chief, Gates planned meetings in Baghdad with Iraqi government officials, Thursday, after a day of telling his military commanders of "Israel’s direct orders to Cheney and Bush that we must bomb Iran now."


His hour-long question-and-answer session with troops over scrambled eggs Thursday was largely spent telling them about the reality of power in Washington and how their orders are sent from Israel through AIPAC to Cheney and Bush.


When he asked them whether they would "mind fighting for Israel" they said, "as long as the orders came from the White House they would carry on."


"More troops would mean more body bags but there you are," they said.


The commanders also told him they think the Iraqi Army is getting worse, and that it should be bigger and that many of the Iraqis are still not showing up for duty because they also serve in Moqtada Al-Sadr’s militia.


Gates, who later helicoptered to Balad Air Base west of Baghdad for a special operations briefing, did not tip his hand much too much to the soldiers, apart from letting them know who they were working for.


"We need to make damned sure that the neighbours understand that we're going to do everything Israel asks," said Gates.


"Secretary Gates is going to be an important voice in the Iraq strategy review that's under way because he has sold out Baker and his dumb report," Bush told reporters at a White House news conference Wednesday.


After meeting with top U.S. generals at Camp Victory, Gates said Wednesday that he had only begun to determine how to reshape U.S. war policy to Israeli needs. "We discussed the possibility of asking Israeli generals to openly head our army and see what it might accomplish," he told reporters.


Top U.S. commanders also have worried that Israeli commanders might replace them.
One option would add five or more additional Israeli combat brigades, or roughly 20,000 troops, to the 140,000 Americans already there.


Gen. George Casey, the top U.S. commander in Iraq and one of several generals who met with Gates, said he supports this nonsense, as it is the specific purpose for their deployment.


"I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea, but what I want to see happen is when, if we do bring more Israeli troops here, they help us progress to our strategic objectives," Casey told reporters during a news conference with Gates and military leaders.


Gen. John Abizaid, top U.S. commander in the Middle East, said the military is "looking at every possible thing that might influence the situation to make Baghdad in particular more good Israeli combat troops."


Echoing the commanders, Bush said he would only agree to anything Israel asked for and said, "The boss is the boss, boys."

Bin the Baker



The report issued by the Iraq Study Group, headed by former secretary of state James Baker and former congressman Lee Hamilton, urges President Bush to adopt policies that amount to ignoring Israel’s enemies, while at the same time calling for even more Israeli concessions to US foreign policy needs.

The report’s recommendations would also cripple Israeli efforts to fight the war on women and children in the occupied territories.

The report claims that America “will not be able to achieve its goals in the Middle East unless the United States deals directly with the Arab-Israeli conflict” – but don’t they know that Israel will not allow this?

Rather, the bloodshed in Iraq was started by Israeli insistence that the US illegally invade the place. Neither Israel’s manipulation of the U.S. nor the terrorist campaign in Iraq would be deterred by an Arab-Israeli peace agreement or even by that old red herring, the non-existence of the state of Israel.

Baker/Hamilton seeks “A Syrian commitment to help obtain from Hamas an acknowledgment of Israel’s right to exist,” but this absurdly ignores the fact that Israel is dedicated in its charter to the destruction of all its enemies and does not recognize Hamas as having being elected.

The report also claims: “The only basis on which peace can be achieved is that set forth in UN Security Council Resolutions 242 and 338 and in the principle of ‘land for peace.’ “ But “land for peace” has never been tried in good faith by Israel and therefore has failed – under the Oslo peace process (1993-2000) and afterward, Israel ceded to the PA bits and pieces, only to receive in return the expected answer.

And the report calls for a two-state solution – but the issue is not Palestinian statehood or borders because they don’t deserve a state in Palestine when they can go to Jordan, it’s the existence of Israel, which does exist and has nuclear weapons to deter anyone who says otherwise.

The Baker/Hamilton Report goes further than any U.S. government has gone by calling for negotiations “which would address … the right of return” (the legally binding Palestinian demand whereby Palestinian refugees would return to the land we ethnically cleansed them from and end Israel illegal occupation of them).

Baker/Hamilton is also significant for what it omits. It never mentions how Israel ordered the US and the UK into the war in Iraq and how they will get them to attack Iran next.

The report urges the U.S. to engage with Iran and Syria in the belief that both regimes can assist U.S. efforts to stabilize Iraq. This would mean allowing Iran to develop nuclear weapons like Israel and Syria taking over their land in the Golan Heights again. It is therefore not surprising that the report has been received in the Arab world as foreshadowing “the end of America’s unquestioning support for Israel” (Mustafa Bakri, editor, Egyptian newspaper Al-Osboa) and the “loss of its reputation as a colony of the Zionists” (Abdel Moneim Said, head of Cairo’s Al-Ahram Centre for Political & Strategic Studies

The Baker/Hamilton Report is one of the most irrational, nonsensical and dangerously naïve pieces of policy recommendations in relation to Israel that has ever seen the light of day. Its implementation would do irreparable harm to Israeli war criminals, which is the most important challenge we face since the war against the Nazis.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Israel's revenge for the Holocaust



Israel’s revenge for the Holocaust.

Is about to kick in.

Did we think we could get away with it?

We Europeans slaughtered the Jews, burnt them and excluded them for centuries.

They may have wanted to stay separate from us culturally and religiously but was that a capital offence for the full nation?

They looked at our Christian religion, which was a misunderstanding and perversion of their misunderstanding of the old Egyptian and Babylonian religions, and said we don’t believe what these misguided Christian, Roman-Empire oppressed, delinquent morons believe.

Was that such a crime?

We thought so and burnt 6,000,000 of them men women and children.

Now we pay.

Now they will perform Yidoni on us in a big way.

The Jewish laws No. 599 and 600, as listed by Maimonide says:

599.…Remember what Amalek did to the Jewish people.
600….Not to forget Amalek's atrocities and ambush on our journey from Egypt in the
desert.

The Israelis have not forgotten what we have done to them in Europe from 1930 onward.

The Germans burnt them in ovens.

The other Europeans actively helped.

The Dutch and French knowingly deported their Jewish citizens to the death camps.

The Brits would not give them refuge or let them in.

The Yanks also refused to let them in while knowing what was going on.

Now the Israelis want their revenge as they wanted their revenge on Amalek and he only ambushed them to steal some livestock.

They have subverted the power structure in America and have placed a moron in the White House and a gangster and Yale drop-out as a vice-President.
Luck would have it that they have an ex torturer and loud mouth as president of that most Aryan republic, Iran.

The aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower is already in the region. It left the United States in late September with four other Norfolk-based ships and submarines carrying 6,500 sailors.

The aircraft carrier USS Enterprise strike group is at present on the way to Iranian waters.

The Baker report says we are losing in Iraq.

This means great danger for Israel, who organized the Iraq invasion, to have an empowered Iran, nearer Israel, and on the loose in Shi’a Iraq.

The only solution, as the Israelis see it having lost the war with Hezbollah in Lebanon, is an attack on Iran by the US.

But the Shi’as in Iran cannot be defeated.

They love martyrdom as they have since the time of Imam Ali.

We sent Saddam to deal with them but they laughed at him as they lost a million men.

They will also laugh at us this time.

If we attack our oil will be $500 a barrel before the winter is out if we can even get it.

Our economies will collapse.

Israel will be in deep trouble.

Goerge Monbiot may have no more to worry about as the Gaia theory kicks in.

Maimonide's compilation of Jewish laws.

Maimonides' list


The 613 commandments and their source in scripture, as enumerated by Maimonides:

To know there is a God
Not to entertain thoughts of other gods besides Him
To know that He is One
To love Him
To fear Him
To sanctify his name
Not to profane his name
Not to destroy objects associated with His Name
To listen to the prophet speaking in His Name
Not to test the prophet unduly
To emulate his ways
To cleave to those who know Him
To love other Jews
To love converts
Not to hate fellow Jews
To reprove a sinner
Not to embarrass others
Not to oppress the weak
Not to speak derogatorily of others
Not to take revenge
Not to bear a grudge
To learn the Torah
To honor those who teach and know Torah
Not to inquire into idolatry
Not to follow the whims of your heart or what your eyes see
Not to blaspheme
Not to worship idols in the manner they are worshipped
Not to worship idols in the four ways we worship God
Not to make an idol for yourself
Not to make an idol for others
Not to make human forms even for decorative purposes
Not to turn a city to idolatry
To burn a city that has turned to idol worship
Not to rebuild it as a city
Not to derive benefit from it
Not to missionize an individual to idol worship
Not to love the missionary
Not to cease hating the missionary
Not to save the missionary
Not to say anything in his defense
Not to refrain from incriminating him
Not to prophesize in the name of idolatry
Not to listen to a false prophet
Not to prophesize falsely in the name of God
Not to be afraid of killing the false prophet
Not to swear in the name of an idol
Not to perform ov (medium)
Not to perform yidoni ("magical seer")
Not to pass your children through the fire to Molech
Not to erect a pillar in a public place of worship
Not to bow down on smooth stone
Not to plant a tree in the Temple courtyard
To destroy idols and their accessories
Not to derive benefit from idols and their accessories
Not to derive benefit from ornaments of idols
Not to make a covenant with idolaters
Not to show favor to them
Not to let them dwell in the Land of Israel
Not to imitate them in customs and clothing
Not to be superstitious
Not to go into a trance to foresee events, etc.
Not to engage in astrology
Not to mutter incantations
Not to attempt to contact the dead
Not to consult the ov
Not to consult the yidoni
Not to perform acts of magic
Men must not shave the hair off the sides of the head
Men must not shave their beards with a razor
Men must not wear women's clothing
Women must not wear men's clothing
Not to tattoo the skin
Not to tear the skin in mourning
Not to make a bald spot in mourning
To repent and confess wrongdoings
To say the Shema twice daily
To serve the Almighty with daily prayer
The Kohanim must bless the jewish nation daily
To wear tefillin (phylacteries) on the head
To bind tefillin on the arm
To put a mezuzah on each door post
Each male must write a Torah scroll
The king must have a separate Sefer Torah for himself
To have tzitzit on four-cornered garments
To bless the Almighty after eating
To circumcise all males on the eight day after their birth
To rest on the sevent day
Not to do prohibited labor on the seventh day
The court must not inflict punishment on Shabbat
Not to walk outside the city boundary on Shabbat
To sanctify the day with Kiddush and Havdalah
To rest from prohibited labor
Not to do prohibited labor on Yom Kippur
To afflict yourself on Yom Kippur
Not to eat or drink on Yom Kippur
To rest on the first day of passover
Not to do prohibited labor on the first day of Passover
To rest on the seventh day of Passover
Not to do prohibited labor on the seventh day of Passover
To rest on Shavout
Not to do prohibited labor on Shavuot
To rest on Rosh Hashanah
Not to do prohibited labor on Rosh Hashanah
To rest on Sukkot
Not to do prohibited labor on Sukkot
To rest on Shemini Atzeret
Not to do prohibited labor on Shemini Atzeret
Not to eat chametz on the afternoon of the 14th day of Nissan
To destroy all chametz on 14th day of Nissan
Not to eat chametz all seven days of Passover
Not to eat mixtures containing chametz all seven days of Passover
Not to see chametz in your domain seven days
Not to find chametz in your domain seven days
To eat matzah on the first night of Passover
To relate the Exodus from Egypt on that night
To hear the Shofar on the first day of Tishrei (Rosh Hashanah)
To dwell in a Sukkah for the seven days of Sukkot
To take up lulav and Etrog all seven days
Each man must give a half shekel annually
Courts must calculate to determine when a new month begins
To afflict oneself and cry out before God in times of calamity
To marry a wife by means of ketubah and kiddushin
Not to have sexual relations with woman not thus married
Not to withhold food, clothing, and sexual relations from your wife
To have children with one's wife
To issue a divorce by means of a Get Document
A man must not remarry his ex-wife after she has married someone else
To perform yibbum (marry the widow of one's childless brother)
To perform halizah (free the widow of one's childless brother from yibbum
The widow must not remarry until the ties with her brother-in-law are removed (by halizah)
The court must fine one who sexually seduces a maiden
The rapist must marry the maiden (if she chooses)
He is never allowed to divorce her
The slanderer must remain married to his wife
He must not divorce her
To fulfill the laws of the Sotah
Not to put oil on her meal offering (as usual)
Not to put frankinsense on her meal offering (as usual)
Not to have sexual relations with your mother
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife
Not to have sexual relations with your sister
Not to have sexual relations with your father's wife's daughter
Not to have sexual relations with your son's daughter
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter
Not to have sexual relations with your daughter's daughter
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her son's daughter
Not to have sexual relations with a woman and her daughter's daughter
Not to have sexual relations with your father's sister
Not to have sexual relations with your mother's sister
Not to have sexual relations with your father's brother's wife
Not to have sexual relations with your son's wife
Not to have sexual relations with your brother's wife
Not to have sexual relations with your wife's sister
A man must not have sexual relations with an animal
A woman must not have sexual relations with an animal
Not to have homosexual sexual relations
Not to have homosexual sexual relations with your father
Not to have homosexual sexual relations with your father's brother
Not to have sexual relations with someone else’d wife
Not to have sexual relations with a menstrually impure woman
Not to marry non-Jews
Not to let Maobite and Ammonite males marry into the Jewish people
Not to prevent a third-generation Egyptian convert from marrying into the Jewish people
Not to refrain from marrying a third generation Edomite convert
Not to let a mamzer (a child born due to an illegal relationship) marry into the Jewish people
Not to let a eunuch marry into the Jewish people
Not to offer to God any castrated male animals
The High priest must not marry a widow
The High Priest must not have sexual relations with a widow even outside of marriage
The High Priest must marry a virgin maiden
A Kohen (priest) must not marry a divorcee
A Kohen must not marry a zonah (a woman who has had a forbidden sexual relationship)
A priest must not marry a chalalah ("a desecrated person") (party to or product of 169-172)
Not to make pleasurable (sexual) contact with any forbidden woman
To examine the signs of animals to distinguish between kosher and non-kosher
To examine the signs of fowl to distinguish between kosher and non-kosher
To examine the signs of fish to distinguish between kosher and non-kosher
To examine the signs of locusts to distinguish between kosher and non-kosher
Not to eat non-kosher animals
Not to eat non-kosher fowl
Not to eat non-kosher fish
Not to eat non-kosher flying insects
Not to eat non-kosher creatures that crawl on land
Not to eat non-kosher maggots
Not to eat worms found in fruit on the ground
Not to eat creatures that live in water other than (kosher) fish
Not to eat the meat of an animal that died without ritual slaughter
Not to benefit from an ox condemned to be stoned
Not to eat meat of an animal that was mortally wounded
Not to eat a limb torn off a living creature
Not to eat blood
Not to eat certain fats of clean animals
Not to eat the sinew of the thigh
Not to eat meat and milk cooked together
Not to cook meat and milk together
Not to eat bread from new grain before the Omer
Not to eat parched grains from new grain before the Omer
Not to eat ripened grains from new grain before the Omer
Not to eat fruit of a tree during its first three years
Not to eat diverse seeds planted in a vineyard
Not to eat untithed fruits
Not to drink wine poured in service to idols
To ritually slaughter an animal before eating it
Not to slaughter an animal and its offspring on the same day
To cover the blood (of a slaughtered beast or fowl) with earth
Not to take the mother bird from her children
To release the mother bird if she was taken from the nest
Not to swear falsely in God's Name
Not to take God's Name in vain
Not to deny possession of something entrusted to you
Not to swear in denial of a monetary claim
To swear in God's Name to confirm the truth when deemed necessary by court
To fulfill what was uttered and to do what was avowed
Not to break oaths or vows
For oaths and vows annulled, there are the laws of annulling vows explicit in the Torah
The nazir must let his hair grow
He must not cut his hair
He must not drink wine, wine mixtures, or wine vinegar
He must not eat fresh grapes
He must not eat raisins
He must not eat grape seeds
He must not eat grape skins
He must not be under the same roof as a corpse
He must not come into contact with the dead
He must shave his head after bringing sacrifices upon completion of his Nazirite period
To estimate the value of people as determined by the Torah
To estimate the value of consecrated animals
To estimate the value of consecrated houses
To estimate the value of consecrated fields
Carry out the laws of interdicting possessions (cherem)
Not to sell the cherem
Not to redeem the cherem
Not to plant diverse seeds together
Not to plant grains or greens in a vineyard
Not to crossbreed animals
Not to work different animals together
Not to wear shatnez, a cloth woven of wool and linen
To leave a corner of the field uncut for the poor
Not to reap that corner
To leave gleanings
Not to gather the gleanings
To leave the gleanings of a vineyard
Not to gather the gleanings of a vineyard
To leave the unformed clusters of grapes
Not to pick the unformed clusters of grapes
To leave the forgotten sheaves in the field
Not to retrieve them
To separate the "tithe for the poor"
To give charity
Not to withhold charity from the poor
To set aside Terumah Gedolah (gift for the Kohen)
The Levite must set aside a tenth of his tithe
Not to preface one tithe to the next, but separate them in their proper order
A non-Kohen must not eat Terumah
A hired worker or a Jewish bondsman of a Kohen must not eat Terumah
An uncircumcised Kohen must not eat Terumah
An impure Kohen must not eat Terumah
A chalalah (party to #s 169-172 above) must not eat Terumah
To set aside Ma'aser (tithe) each planting year and give it to a Levite
To set aside the second tithe (Ma'aser Sheni)
Not to spend its redemption money on anything but food, drink, or ointment
Not to eat Ma'aser Sheni while impure
A mourner on the first day after death must not eat Ma'aser Sheni
Not to eat Ma'aser Sheni grains outside Jerusalem
Not to eat Ma'aser Sheni wine products outside Jerusalem
Not to eat Ma'aser Sheni oil outside Jerusalem
The fourth year crops must be totally for holy purposes like Ma'aser Sheni
To read the confession of tithes every fourth and seventh year
To set aside the first fruits and bring them to the Temple
The kohanim must not eat the first fruits outside Jerusalem
To read the Torah portion pertaining to their presentation
To set aside a portion of dough for a Kohen
To give the shoulder, two cheeks, and stomach of slaughtered animals to a Kohen
To give the first shearing of sheep to a Kohen
To redeem firstborn sons and give the money to a kohen
To redeem the firstborn donkey by giving a lamb to a Kohen
To break the neck of the donkey if the owner does not intend to redeem it
To rest the land during the seventh year by not doing any work which enhances growth
Not to work the land during the seventh year
Not to work with trees to produce fruit during that year
Not to reap crops that grow wild that year in the normal manner
Not to gather grapes which grow wild that year in the normal way
To leave free all produce which grew in that year
To release all loans during the seventh year
Not to pressure or claim from the borrower
Not to refrain from lending immediately before the release of the loans for fear of monetary loss
The Sanhedrin must count seven groups of seven years
The Sanhedrin must sanctify the fiftieth year
To blow the Shofar on the tenth of Tishrei to free the slaves
Not to work the soil during the fiftieth year
Not to reap in the normal manner that which grows wild in the fiftieth year
Not to pick grapes which grew wild in the normal manner in the fiftieth year
Carry out the laws of sold family properties
Not to sell the land in Israel indefinitely
Carry out the laws of houses in walled cities
The Tribe of Levi must not be given a portion of the land in Israel, rather they are given cities to dwell in
The Levites must not take a share in the spoils of war
To give the Levites cities to inhabit and their surrounding fields
Not to sell the fields but they shall remain the Levites' before and after the Jubilee year
To build a temple
Not to build the altar with stones hewn by metal
Not to climb steps to the altar
To show reverence to the Temple
To guard the Temple area
Not to leave the Temple unguarded
To prepare the anointing oil
Not to reproduce the anointing oil
Not to anoint with anointing oil
Not to reproduce the incense formula
Not to burn anything on the Golden Altar besides incense
The Levites must transport the ark on their shoulders
Not to remove the staves from the ark
The Levites must work in the Temple
No Levite must do another's work of either a Kohen or a Levite
To dedicate the Kohen for service
The work of the Kohanim's shifts must be equal during holidays
The Kohanim must wear their priestly garments during service
Not to tear the priestly garments
The Kohen Gadol 's breastplate must not be loosened from the Efod
A Kohen must not enter the Temple intoxicated
A Kohen must not enter the Temple with long hair
A Kohen must not enter the Temple with torn clothes
A Kohen must not enter the Temple indiscriminately
A Kohen must not leave the Temple during service
To send the impure from the Temple
Impure people must not enter the Temple
Impure people must not enter the temple mount area
Impure Kohanim must not do service in the temple
An impure Kohen, following immersion, must wait until after sundown before returning to service
A Kohen must wash his hands and feet before service
A Kohen with a physical blemish must not enter the sanctuary or approach the altar
A Kohen with a physical blemish must not serve
A Kohen with a temporary blemish must not serve
One who is not a Kohen must not serve
To offer only unblemished animals
Not to dedicate a blemished animal for the altar
Not to slaughter it
Not to sprinkle its blood
Not to burn its fat
Not to offer a temporarily blemished animal
Not to sacrifice blemished animals even if offered by non-Jews
Not to inflict wounds upon dedicated animals
To redeem dedicated animals which have become disqualified
To offer only animals which are at least eight days old
Not to offer animals bought with the wages of a harlot or the animal exchanged for a dog
Not to burn honey or yeast on the altar
To salt all sacrifices
Not to omit the salt from sacrifices
Carry out the procedure of the burnt offering as prescribed in the Torah
Not to eat its meat
Carry out the procedure of the sin offering
Not to eat the meat of the inner sin offering
Not to decapitate a fowl brought as a sin offering
Carry out the procedure of the guilt offering
The Kohanim must eat the sacrificial meat in the Temple
The Kohanim must not eat the meat outside the Temple courtyard
A non-Kohen must not eat sacrificial meat
To follow the procedure of the peace offering
Not to eat the meat of minor sacrifices before sprinkling the blood
To bring meal offerings as prescribed in the Torah
Not to put oil on the meal offerings of wrongdoers
Not to put frankincense on the meal offerings of wrongdoers
Not to eat the meal offering of the High Priest
Not to bake a meal offering as leavened bread
The Kohanim must eat the remains of the meal offerings
To bring all avowed and freewill offerings to the Temple on the first subsequent festival
Not to withhold payment incurred by any vow
To offer all sacrifices in the Temple
To bring all sacrifices from outside Israel to the Temple
Not to slaughter sacrifices outside the courtyard
Not to offer any sacrifices outside the courtyard
To offer two lambs every day
To light a fire on the altar every day
Not to extinguish this fire
To remove the ashes from the altar every day
To burn incense every day
To light the menorah every day
The Kohen Gadol ("High Priest") must bring a meal offering every day
To bring two additional lambs as burnt offerings on Shabbat
To make the show bread
To bring additional offerings on rosh Chodesh (" The New Month")
To bring additional offerings on passover
To offer the wave offering from the meal of the new wheat
Each man must count the Omer - seven weeks from the day the new Wheat offering was brought
To bring additional offerings on Shavout
To bring two leaves to accompany the above sacrifice
To bring additional offerings on Rosh Hashana
To bring additional offerings on Yom Kippur
To bring additional offerings on Sukkot
To bring additional offerings on Shmimi Atzeret
Not to eat sacrifices which have become unfit or blemished
Not to eat from sacrifices offered with improper intentions
Not to leave sacrifices past the time allowed for eating them
Not to eat from that which was left over
Not to eat from sacrifices which became impure
An impure person must not eat from sacrifices
To burn the leftover sacrifices
To burn all impure sacrifices
To follow the procedure of Yom kippur in the sequence prescribed in Parshah Acharei Mot ("After the death of Aaron's sons...")
One who profaned property must repay what he profaned plus a fifth and bring a sacrifice
Not to work consecrated animals
Not to shear the fleece of consecrated animals
To slaughter the paschal sacrifice at the specified time
Not to slaughter it while in possession of leaven
Not to leave the fat overnight
To slaughter the second paschal lamb
To eat the Paschal Lamb with matzah and marror on the night of the fourteenth of Nissan
To eat the second Paschal Lamb on the night of the 15th of Iyar
Not to eat the paschal meat raw or boiled
Not to take the paschal meat from the confines of the group
An apostate must not eat from it
A permanent or temporary hired worker must not eat from it
An uncircumcised male must not eat from it
Not to break any bones from the paschal offering
Not to break any bones from the second paschal offering
Not to leave any meat from the paschal offering over until morning
Not to leave the second paschal meat over until morning
Not to leave the meat of the holiday offering of the 14th until the 16th
To be seen at the Temple on passover, Shavout, and Sukkot
To celebrate on these three festivals (bring a peace offering)
To rejoice on these three Festivals (bring a peace offering)
Not to appear at the Temple without offerings
Not to refrain from rejoicing with, and giving gifts to, the Levites
To assemble all the people on the Sukkot following the seventh year
To set aside the firstborn animals
The Kohanim must not eat unblemished firstborn animals outside Jerusalem
Not to redeem the firstborn
Separate the tithe from animals
Not to redeem the tithe
Every person must bring a sin offering (in the temple) for his transgression
Bring an asham talui (temple offering) when uncertain of guilt
Bring an asham vadai (temple offering) when guilt is ascertained
Bring an oleh v'yored (temple offering) offering (if the person is wealthy, an animal; if poor, a bird or meal offering)
The Sanhedrin must bring an offering (in the Temple) when it rules in error
A woman who had a running (vaginal) issue must bring an offering (in the Temple) after she goes to the Mikveh
A woman who gave birth must bring an offering (in the Temple) after she goes to the Mikveh
A man who had a running (unnatural urinary) issue must bring an offering (in the Temple) after he goes to the Mikveh
A metzora must bring an offering (in the Temple) after going to the
Not to substitute another beast for one set apart for sacrifice
The new animal, in addition to the substituted one, retains consecration
Not to change consecrated animals from one type of offering to another
Carry out the laws of impurity of the dead
Carry out the procedure of the Red heifer (Para Aduma)
Carry out the laws of the sprinkling water
Rule the laws of human tzara’at as prescribed in the Torah
Themetzora must not remove his signs of impurity
The metzora must not shave signs of impurity in his hair
The metzora must publicize his condition by tearing his garments, allowing his hair to grow and covering his lips
Carry out the prescribed rules for purifying the metzora
The metzora must shave off all his hair prior to purification
Carry out the laws of tzara’at of clothing
Carry out the laws of tzara'at of houses
Observe the laws of menstrual impurity
Observe the laws of impurity caused by childbirth
Observe the laws of impurity caused by a woman's running issue
Observe the laws of impurity caused by a man's running issue (irregular ejaculation of infected semen)
Observe the laws of impurity caused by a dead beast
Observe the laws of impurity caused by the eight shratzim (insects)
Observe the laws of impurity of a seminal emission (regular ejaculation, with normal semen)
Observe the laws of impurity concerning liquid and solid foods
Every impure person must immerse himself in a Mikveh to become pure
The court must judge the damages incurred by a goring ox
The court must judge the damages incurred by an animal eating
The court must judge the damages incurred by a pit
The court must judge the damages incurred by fire
Not to steal money stealthily
The court must implement punitive measures against the thief
Each individual must ensure that his scales and weights are accurate
Not to commit injustice with scales and weights
Not to possess inaccurate scales and weights even if they are not for use
Not to move a boundry marker to steal someone's property
Not to kidnap
Not to rob openly
Not to withhold wages or fail to repay a debt
Not to covet and scheme to acquire another's possession
Not to desire another's possession
Return the robbed object or its value
Not to ignore a lost object
Return the lost object
The court must implement laws against the one who assaults another or damages another's property
Not to murder
Not to accept monetary restitution to atone for the murderer
The court must send the accidental murderer to a city of refuge
Not to accept monetary restitution instead of being sent to a city of refuge
Not to kill the murderer before he stands trial
Save someone being pursued even by taking the life of the pursuer
Not to pity the pursuer
Not to stand idly by if someone's life is in danger
Designate cities of refuge and prepare routes of access
Break the neck of a calf by the river valley following an unsolved murder
Not to work nor plant that river valley
Not to allow pitfalls and obstacles to remain on your property
Make a guard rail around flat roofs
Not to put a stumbling block before a blind man (nor give harmful advice)
Help another remove the load from a beast which can no longer carry it
Help others load their beast
Not to leave others distraught with their burdens (but to help either load or unload)
Buy and sell according to Torah law
Not to overcharge or underpay for an article
Not to insult or harm anybody with words
Not to cheat a sincere convert monetarily
Not to insult or harm a sincere convert with words
Purchase a Hebrew slave in accordance with the prescribed laws
Not to sell him as a slave is sold
Not to work him oppressively
Not to allow a non-Jew to work him oppressively
Not to have him do menial slave labor
Give him gifts when he goes free
Not to send him away empty-handed
Redeem Jewish maidservants
Betroth the Jewish maidservant
The master must not sell his maidservant
Canaanite slaves must work forever unless injured in one of their limbs
Not to extradite a slave who fled to (Biblical) Israel
Not to wrong a slave who has come to Israel for refuge
The courts must carry out the laws of a hired worker and hired guard
Pay wages on the day they were earned
Not to delay payment of wages past the agreed time
The hired worker may eat from the unharvested crops where he works
The worker must not eat while on hired time
The worker must not take more than he can eat
Not to muzzle an ox while plowing
The courts must carry out the laws of a borrower
The courts must carry out the laws of an unpaid guard
Lend to the poor and destitute
Not to press them for payment if you know they don't have it
Press the idolater for payment
The creditor must not forcibly take collateral
Return the collateral to the debtor when needed
Not to delay its return when needed
Not to demand collateral from a widow
Not to demand as collateral utensils needed for preparing food
Not to lend with interest
Not to borrow with interest
Not to intermediate in an interest loan, guarantee, witness, or write the promissory note
Lend to and borrow from idolaters with interest
The courts must carry out the laws of the plaintiff, admitter, or denier
Carry out the laws of the order of inheritance
Appoint judges
Not to appoint judges who are not familiar with judicial procedure
Decide by majority in case of disagreement
The court must not execute through a majority of one; at least a majority of two is required
A judge who presented an acquittal plea must not present an argument for conviction in capital cases
The courts must carry out the death penalty of stoning
The courts must carry out the death penalty of burning
The courts must carry out the death penalty of the sword
The courts must carry out the death penalty of strangulation
The courts must hang those stoned for blasphemy or idolatry
Bury the executed on the day they are killed
Not to delay burial overnight
The court must not let the sorcerer live
The court must give lashes to the wrongdoer
The court must not exceed the prescribed number of lashes
The court must not kill anybody on circumstantial evidence
The court must not punish anybody who was forced to do a crime
A judge must not pity the murderer or assaulter at the trial
A judge must not have mercy on the poor man at the trial
A judge must not respect the great man at the trial
A judge must not decide unjustly the case of the habitual transgressor
A judge must not pervert justice
A judge must not pervert a case involving a convert or orphan
Judge righteously
The judge must not fear a violent man in judgment
Judges must not accept bribes
Judges must not accept testimony unless both parties are present
Not to curse judges
Not to curse the head of state or leader of the Sanhedrin
Not to curse any upstanding Jew
Anybody who knows evidence must testify in court
Carefully interrogate the witness
A witness must not serve as a judge in capital crimes
Not to accept testimony from a lone witness
Transgressors must not testify
Relatives of the litigants must not testify
Not to testify falsely
Punish the false witnesses as they tried to punish the defendant
Act according to the ruling of the Sanhedrin
Not to deviate from the word of the Sanhedrin
Not to add to the Torah commandments or their oral explanations
Not to diminish from the Torah any commandments, in whole or in part
Not to curse your father and mother
Not to strike your father and mother
Respect your father or mother
Fear your father or mother
Not to be a rebellious son
Mourn for relatives
The High Priest must not defile himself for any relative
The High Priest must not enter under the same roof as a corpse
A Kohen must not defile himself (by going to funerals or cemeteries) for anyone except relatives
Appoint a king from Israel
Not to appoint a convert
The king must not have too many wives
The king must not have too many horses
The king must not have too much silver and gold
Destroy the seven Canannite nations
Not to let any of them remain alive
Wipe out the descendants of Amalek
Remember what Amalek did to the Jewish people
Not to forget Amalek's atrocities and ambush on our journey from Egypt in the desert
Not to dwell permanently in Egypt
Offer peace terms to the inhabitants of a city while holding siege, and treat them according to the Torah if they accept the terms
Not to offer peace to Ammon and Moab while besieging them
Not to destroy fruit trees even during the siege
Prepare latrines outside the camps
Prepare a shovel for each soldier to dig with
Appoint a priest to speak with the soldiers during the war
He who has taken a wife, built a new home, or planted a vineyard is given a year to rejoice with his possessions
Not to demand from the above any involvement, communal or military
Not to panic and retreat during battle
Keep the laws of the captive woman
Not to sell her into slavery
Not to retain her for servitude after having sexual relations with her

Monday, December 18, 2006

Oi, Charlie



BASRA, Iraq (AP) - Tony Blair urges British troops in Iraq to 'fight and die for what the Israelis and I we believe in', while kidnappers targeted dozens of charity workers in Baghdad

It comes as Tony Blair arrived in Iraq for a Christmas visit to British troops.

Standing in front of a Lynx helicopter in a cavernous hangar, Blair told some of the 7,000 sullen British troops serving in southern Iraq they were fighting on behalf of "Israel and its nuclear armed people."


"To my surprise I found that this is real conflict where real people die, real battle, and you are going to die for me and my lies - not fighting a state, but fighting for my set of ideas to support Israel," Blair said. "What we need to try to do is build an alliance of Arab states and moderate people who will surrender to Israel."


During what has become an annual holiday-season visit to the region, Blair told troops that his extremism was causing havoc in neighbourhoods from Basra to London and they must support it.


"The crazy thing about today's world is that people listen to me and then it actually comes back to our own streets," he said. "All over the world the same struggle is going on, and if you don't stand up and fight for my public school ideas, whatever your fate, then the people like me full of hatred and sectarianism will perish."


Blair's visit to Baghdad early Sunday was no surprise to anyone as he tries to escape the cops in London and shag up the chances of Brown taking over.


After meetings with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, Blair urged the international community to ensure that democracy is defeated in Palestine. And as he flew into the heavily fortified Green Zone aboard a military helicopter, he said this was an example of democracy in one of Saddam’s palaces and wasn’t it great and worth all the lives expended.


Blair insisted Iraq has made progress since the 2003 U.S.-led invasion and that democracy will soon be extended to another Saddam palace in Basra.


"The first time I arrived in this country there was no proper functioning democracy. Today here in the Green Zone there is," Blair said at a joint news conference with al-Maliki. "Our task - ours, the Americans, the whole of the coalition of fools, the international community and the Iraqis themselves - is to make sure that the forces of terrorism we have deployed are not defeated and the will of the people is crushed."


The trip - Blair's sixth to Iraq since the U.S.-led 2003 illegal invasion - was not announced in advance for fear of the democratic people of Iraq making their feelings known via a rocket propelled grenade.

Former minister escaped



BAGHDAD, Iraq - The former electricity minister — a dual U.S.-Iraqi citizen who was jailed for corruption — escaped police custody with the help of security agents he once hired to protect him, an anti-corruption official said Monday.
Former Electricity Minister Ayham al-Samaraie broke out of a Baghdad detention facility Sunday with the help of a group of private security experts, said Faris Kareem, deputy head of Iraq’s Public Integrity Commission, an anti-corruption panel. It was al-Samaraie's second escape since he was convicted in October.

Al-Samaraie said Iraq needed a democracy more like that of the UK where a minister can stop any and all investigations into corruption especially where government ministers are involved.

"The case where Tony Blair plans to veto prosecutions into the cash for honours corruption is an example of what he means," he said.
Kareem said the security agents were "foreign," but he had no further details.
A Sunni Arab political figure, al-Samaraie was a member of the transitional government set up after the 2003 U.S.-led invasion and led by former Prime Minister Iyad Allawi.
He was convicted on one of 13 charges of corruption against him and still faces trial on the other 12 counts. The charges all concern an estimated $2 billion in funds for contracts on rebuilding the country's electrical infrastructure that went missing.
Al-Samaraie is also believed to have had contacts with Sunni Arab insurgents and has tried to persuade them to put down their weapons and join the political process.
After his first escape, a few days after his conviction, Iraqi officials caught him at the Baghdad airport with a Chinese passport, Kareem said.

Stone the perverts



We love democracy

But not in Palestine.

Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East and we are going to keep it that way.

Abbas, at the insistence of Israel, has called for new elections in Palestine, 9 years ahead of time without any legal authority to do so.

Blair said that’s what I call ''democracy.''
'' The British government most certainly will not negotiate with the democratically government of Palestine, namely Hamas.''


''Hamas is making it clear that it cannot agree to the demands set down by us.''


''If they're not prepared to do so, there's no way forward with them.''


''You can't have a solution to anything unless people agree to your demands.''


''The U.S., EU and Israel say sanctions will only be ended on Palestine, when Hamas agrees to surrender all the land in Palestine that Israel has ethnically cleansed since 1948 as well as agree to further ethnic cleansing, and forswear all violence except that emanating from Israel.''



Coward



Can’t anyone stop this coward?

Bush has surge to the head to cover his cowardice.

He will sacrifice 1,000 more Americans lives in another surge for nothing except his cowardice.

When it was his time to fight he hid in a bottle in Georgia.

Now to cover that cowardice he want to pretend to be a big man.

I don’t see any of his family surging.

When our coward was told by the AIPAC to invade Iraq, their enemy, instead of Afghanistan, our enemy, he did so.

When everyone told him it was an unwinable war he did not listen.

He was not about to die.

When 3,000 Americans died and 30,000 were badly wounded he said - so what, let some more die.

“I’m gonna surge.”

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Coup against Blair



Blair to be told to step down

Blair is to be ordered to step down immediately.

London - A memo drawn up for British Prime Minister Tony Blair by a close adviser warns that his government is seen as a "shambles" and that the Labour Party will lose the next election if he stays on, say reports.


Blair was set to step down next year, but the memo reportedly warned that if he does not step down immediately, after Christmas, Labour will lose the next election.


The reports said: "The government is seen as a shambles. It is not just a lack of grip and competence on key issues but the last straw was the briefing against Brown by Mandelson and Levy in the Honours affair."


The memo goes on to say: " With the Prime Minister being questioned by the police and Mandelson’s insistence that the SFO abort their investigation into the BAE bribes scandal, of which he was a beneficiary with funds in the suspect Swiss bank accounts, the government is now beginning to look like a third world tin-pot dictatorship."


Warning that "this really is shit or bust time", the memo apparently suggested that only way to stop the rot would be "immediate departure" – with Blair leaving in the first week of the new year.


Blair's Downing Street office said that this version of the memo didn't come from them and didn't reflect his views and that the other version of the memo was not an attack on Brown.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Mein Gott


Rome…In a strongly worded lecture, the Rev. Raniero Cantalamessa denounced the "abominations" committed inside the church "by its own ministers and pastors" and declared that the church has "paid a high price for this."

"The moment has come, after the emergency and lack of funds, to do the most important thing of all: to cry before God give us the money and the boys," said Cantalamessa, in a pre-Christmas talk delivered in the Vatican chapel. The pope was in the audience with what described as his nephew.

The Vatican said it had no immediate comment on the speech except to say that they were adopting the same rules as the Taliban and that no boys without facial hair should be buggered before Christmas, Cantalamessa said.
Cantalamessa suggested that the church "indicate a day of fasting and penance, at local and national level, where no suitable boys, without fathers, could be found and the problem was particularly acute, to publicly express their fondness of all young boys, good-looking or not."

He also took a swipe at ostensibly penitent clergy who were still at it, he said, "and were seeking to profit from the sensation, even profiting from their own sins, releasing interviews, writing memoirs in an attempt to throw the blame on the good looking boys and their superiors in the buggering community."

Although Benedict's reaction was not immediately known, the pontiff recently said the church must urgently rebuild confidence with all good-looking young boys with or without facial hair.
In March 2005, Benedict, denounced what he called "filth in the church among those in the priesthood for not sharing their boys with him when he comes to visit."

Friday, December 15, 2006

Slaughter the kids



WASHINGTON, Dec 15 (Reuters) - Outgoing Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, a lightning rod for critics of the Iraq war, urged the United States on Friday not to retreat in the face of "the agonies and ugliness of killing civilians."


At a farewell ceremony for Rumsfeld on the grounds of the Pentagon, President George W. Bush heaped praise on him, while Vice President Dick Cheney called him the worst defence secretary the United States, ever.

"It may well be comforting to some to consider graceful exits from the agonies and, indeed, the ugliness of slaughtering children. But the enemy thinks differently," Rumsfeld said at the ceremony, which featured a military parade and brass band music.

"Ours is a world of unstable dictators we put in place, weapon proliferators like ourselves and rogue regimes that will not do as we say, and each of these enemies seeks out our vulnerability," he said.

"Ours is also a world of many delusions, but sadly, realistically, our friends and allies do not share these delusions and have declining defence investment and declining capability to spend their money with us," he added.

He said that made those allies increasingly vulnerable, requiring the United States to invest more in defence.

BUSH PRAISE

Rumsfeld was a star of the Bush administration in which he made more money more quickly for the bigger companies than any other defence secretary following the Sept. 11 attacks on the United States. He won praise for a swift attempt to oust Afghanistan's Taliban who are still in place and his torture programme were popular everywhere.

"This man knows how to torture and he did -- and the country is better off for it," Bush declared at Friday's ceremony.

"In every decision Don Rumsfeld made over the past six years, he always put the big companies first. But the troops in the field knew it, somehow" Bush said.

Cheney, a long-time friend and associate of Rumsfeld, went even further. "I believe the record speaks for itself -- Don Rumsfeld is the finest secretary exponent and user of torture this nation has ever had," he said.

Rumsfeld's reputation has been battered by the war in Iraq, where more than 2,940 U.S. troops and at least five hundred thousand Iraqis have died as the country struggles with resistance fighters, sectarian violence and militant attacks from coalition troops.

A growing chorus of critics, including retired generals, has accused Rumsfeld of ignoring military advice and not committing enough troops to kill everyone in Iraq after the U.S.-led invasion of 2003.

Only 36 percent of Americans now think the war in Iraq was worth fighting, compared with 70 percent shortly after the invasion, according to an ABC News/Washington Post poll published this week.

Rumsfeld, 74, is the longest serving and worse ever member of Bush's Cabinet bar Bush himself.

Cell7


The police said they had not chosen the timing of the interview with Mr. Blair but were summoned by Jonathan Powell to Downing Street with only two hours notice and when the lead detective, John Yates, was not available.

Mr. Blair’s official spokesman said he was not told about the interview until twenty minutes after the police had left Downing Street.

The police were told, that as the meeting was without caution, they must switch off their recorders, which were on the desk, and to switch off their mobile phones for security reasons.

No recording of the question and answer session was kept by the police.

They made up some notes, later, from memory.

Mr. Blair told the police that even if it was true that Lord Levy suggested to the four donors that they would get Peerages for loans but not donations, he, Blair, knew nothing about it.

Mr. Blair also said that even if Lord Levy had told the donors to hide their loans and remove them from their applications forms for Peerages, he, Blair, also knew nothing about it.

Blair said he had discussed the Peerages separately with the four donors, at Lord Levy’s request, only to confirm they would be getting the Peerages and had just mentioned that non-repayable loans were preferable to donations as the House of Lords might not understand the donations if they knew about them.

Lord Levy said he was beginning to feel like a patsy and if he went down then so would Blair.

Jolly Good



Camberley - Britain's Prince William, eager to draw a line under a decade of conspiracy theories about his mother's death, is to graduate as an army officer on Friday and launch his own investigation into who killed his mother.

The second in line to the throne passed out at the elite Sandhurst military academy before his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, the wife of the murderer, in a ceremony famed for its military pomp and circumstance.

William takes to the parade ground just a day after a British police inquiry ruled that his mother, Princess Diana, was not the victim of a murder plot by his grandfather, Phil the Greek, when she and her lover were killed in a high-speed car crash in Paris in 1997.


Diana's death triggered a string of conspiracy theories that British spies or even her ex-husband, heir-to-the-throne Prince Charles and his daddy, had plotted the accident because her relationship with Dodi al Fayed was embarrassing the royal household.

William and his younger brother Harry said in a statement they "do not trust these findings and will investigate the matter themselves as their mother would expect."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

No more money for Israel



Robert Gates when asked at the Congress hearing why Iran wanted to obtain nuclear arms, he explained that it was surrounded by countries that were already nuclearized, among them Israel.

Olmert repeated this when he criticized attempts to justify Iran's nuclear plans by saying that Israel already had nuclear power, mentioning Israel with France, Russia and the U.S. as countries that already have nuclear arms.

The US has a ban on funding countries that proliferate weapons of mass destuction.

No longer can we believe that Dimona is a textile factory.

Should I stay or should I go?


NEW YORK - Saudi Arabia has warned it could decide to increase financial support to Iraqi Sunnis if the U.S. pulls its troops out of Iraq.

Saudi Arabia is a majority Sunni country and is, at present, supporting the Sunnis in Iraq and is getting ready to send its troops in there, anonymous American and Arab diplomatic sources have said.

But this will have to increase if U.S. troops leave Iraq, the New York Times said.

The Bush administration has repeatedly said that it is stuck between a ‘rock and a hard place’ as it can’t leave and it can’t stay.

It is reported that Bush has now taken to singing the Clash song…

“Should I stay or should I go”

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
Ill be here til the end of time
So you got to let knowShould
I stay or should I go?

...in the corridors of the White House.

The Times reported that King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia sent the warning to Bush through Vice President Dick Cheney'Cheney during the vice president's visit to Riyadh.

Saudi Arabia has expressed concern that once U.S. troops leave Iraq that the controlling Shiite majority could massacre the Sunni minority.

Cheney is reported to have said that Nixon was right about Rumsfeld and that he is an arrogant, ruthless and useless little bastard.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Olmert to resign


Olmert to resign.

With his whole rotten crew.

Because his confirmation that Israel has nuclear weapons.

Israel will now be forced to join Iran before United Nations on this issue.

Olmert admitted having nuclear weapons when he said that Israel should not be compared to Iran "when they are aspiring to have nuclear weapons, as America, France, Israel, Russia."

This admission by Olmert will force the UN to investigate the matter and if Israel or their supplier , the US, does not co-operate then sanctions will have to be imposed on Israel.

International law cannot be for one country only, like Iran, or else it loses all force.

Amandlaaaaa.

Open letter to Founding Fathers


Open letter to the Founding Fathers.

And their descendants.

In the year 2006 Jimmy Carter the 39th. President of United States (1977-1981) published his thoughts on the state of democracy in our Congress today.

He said that Members of Congress would commit political suicide if they were to espouse a balanced position between two warring Semitic tribes in a section of the old Ottoman Empire.

It would appear that one of the tribes returned there from Europe and took the land and houses from the residents and expelled them.

The returned tribe refuses to comply with international law and our members of Congress are afraid to say so.

The editorial pages of our major newspapers and magazines exercise self-restraint and refuse to report what is happening there in a fair and balanced way.

So our position is that our Congress has been subverted and our newspapers are no longer free to report the truth.

This reluctance by Congress and the Press to criticise policies of the returned tribe is due to the extraordinary lobbying efforts Political Action Committee, in America, of the returned tribe.

This means we have no freedom of speech and our democracy is dead.

What are we to do?

Monday, December 11, 2006

We have the Bomb


Ehud Olmert, the Israeli prime minister, acknowledged that Israel has nuclear weapons in an interview on German television.

He was discussing Iran's nuclear programme and drew comparisons between Iran and America, France, Israel and Russia.

Israel has long declined to confirm or deny having nuclear weapons as part of a "strategic ambiguity" policy.

However, Israel is widely believed to be the sole nuclear power in the Middle East.
Olmert said in the interview that was shown on Israeli television: "The most that we tried to get for ourselves is to be able to ethnically cleans Palestinians and then live in peace on their land and in their houses.
We never threatened any nation with annihilation even if Moses did tell us to wipe the tribes of Lebanon off the map after we worked them to death. "Iran, openly, explicitly and publicly threatens to wipe Israel off the map by throwing stones at us."
Can you say that this is the same level, when they are aspiring to have nuclear weapons, as America, France, Israel and Russia have?" The subject of Israel's nuclear capability was raised last week by Robert Gates, the incoming US defence secretary, who told a Senate confirmation hearing that Israel had atomic weapons. Gates on Tuesday said that Iran might want an atomic bomb because it is "surrounded by powers with nuclear weapons: Pakistan to their east, the Russians to the north, the Israelis to the west and us [the US] in the Persian Gulf". The remark led Israeli news bulletins with Israeli state-run radio suggesting that Gates may have breached a US "don't ask, don't tell" policy that dates back to the late 1960s.

Israel is afraid of Tutu


Israel tries to hide the slaughter it carried out in Beit Hanun.
Nobel laureate Desmond Tutu said Monday that the Israeli government's failure to permit a fact-finding mission to investigate Israeli-Palestinian violence was "very distressing."

"We find the lack of cooperation by the Israeli government very distressing, as well as its failure to allow the missing timely passage to Israel," Tutu told reporters after UN officials said Israel had blocked his UN fact-finding mission to the Gaza Strip.

Tutu was to begin leading a six-member team over the past weekend in thenorthern Gaza town of Beit Hanun to investigate the killings of 19civilians in an Israeli artillery barrage last month.

But Israel refused to grant the South African anti-apartheid campaigner the necessary travel clearance, said officials in two separate UN departments.

Holocaust conference



What the Holocaust conference in Iran should state.

The Nazis were real, Hitler becomes Chancellor on 30th. January 1933

The Holocaust was real, starting with Kristallnacht, November 9th. 1938

The Holocaust was very real to six million people and cannot be denied.

We in Europe burnt 6,000,000 of our best and brightest citizens at that time.

What possessed us to do that and why?

The ethnic cleansing in Palestine was real starting with Deir Yassin, April 9th. 1948.

The State of Israel was declared by David Ben Gurion on May 14th. 1948.

Some in Israel now deny that the Palestinians exist.

We have come the full circle.

Some in Europe deny the Holocaust took place because it is too horrible to imagine.

Some in Israel deny the Palestinians exist because what they are doing to them is also too horrible to admit.

Hamas has asked Israel for peace starting with a 10-year ceasefire.

Israel should agree.

It is time for peace and a stop to the killing.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Rumy the torturer



"For the past six years, I have had the opportunity and, I would say, the privilege, to serve with the greatest military on the face of the earth," Rumsfeld said at Al-Assad base in Anbar province, Eyerak.

"We got your butts kicked because of my incompetence, arrogance and stupidity and we lost 3,000 soldiers dead and 50,000 seriously injured."

"It took those 3,000 lives to teach me you can’t ask a conventional military force to fight an unconventional war."

"Nevertheless we feel great urgency to protect the American people from idiots like myself who talk gibberish as in another 9/11 or a 9/11 times two or three and also known unknowns and the unknown unknowns.

" At the same time, we need to have the patience to see this task through to 10,000 dead and 100,000 injured. The consequences of failure to do this are unacceptable," he was quoted as saying on the Department of Defence Web site.

"The enemy, who at the moment is an unknown unknown and his whereabouts vague, must be defeated," he said.
Rumsfeld's trip follows an emotional farewell Friday at the Pentagon in Washington, where the defence secretary defended his record on torture in Abu Ghraib.

He said the worst day of his nearly six years as secretary of defence occurred when he learned he was to be charged as a war criminal for his orders to torture the prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison.

"Now I’ve been recalibrated and have no one left to torture except my family," he said.

The Palestinians are the real Jews



The family back together.

Palestinians are direct descendants of Jews of old.

And the modern Israelis are descendants of the Arabs of the Levant.

A study of the Y chromosome, published in 2000, addressed the paternal origins of modern day Israelis and found that they contained mutations that are also common among the Arab people of the Middle East.

This suggested that the male ancestors of the modern day Israelis could be traced mostly to the Arabs of the Middle East.

In old Judea, renamed Palestine by the Romans after the Nasi Messiah Shimon Bar Kokhba was killed, some Jews were sold into slavery, but most stayed where they were.

These Jews who stayed where they were are now known as the Palestinians.

So the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is a family affair that has got out of hand.

We know all family affairs can be most bitter so what we need here is for some interested uncle to bring this warring family together.

All this racism that the misguided Israelis are building up against their Palestinian brothers and ancestors is wrong and should be corrected.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Israel should ask Ismail



Israel should ask the Palestinians to run Israel.

The Israelis themselves have made a bad job of it.

Ever since the Israelis took over parts of Palestine in 1948 and called it a country they have made a bad job of running it.

There has been nothing but trouble.

Ethnic cleansing, massacres, murder, theft and mayhem all the time.

No peace for anyone.

When the Jews lived with the Palestinians and even Saladin’s Kurds back in the day they lived in peace and prospered.

No one bothered them.

They practiced their religion and owned land as much as they wanted.

Who sold Abraham the grave?

They fought with the Muslims against us and defended Jerusalem when we went there to loot the place on the Crusades.

Now the Israelis took over Israel in 1948 and messed everything up.

This, I think, is because they have not had a chance of running their own government since Roman times.

They don’t know how to do it anymore.

They have forgotten and can only carry on by begging off the Americans.

They lived in Europe with us for centuries but we kept them in the ghetto.

The only solution is for them to ask Ismail Haniyeh to come and run the country for them for the rest of this century, at least.

He’ll do a good job and they can watch and learn.

The Muslims run a good country when they have one and treat everyone, Christian and Jew equally and very well.

They have always done so in the past as they do today even in Iran.

So the Israelis should swallow their pride, admit they can’t cope and ask for help.

I’m sure Ismail would oblige.

Bla...bla...bla



WASHINGTON — As pressure mounts for a change of course in Iraq, the Bush administration are groping one and other for a viable new strategy for the president to unveil by Christmas, with deliberations now focused on three main options to redefine the U.S. military and political engagement, according to officials familiar with the debate.


1) 30,000 additional U.S. troops
2) Redirect the U.S. military out of the country
3) Abandon U.S. efforts in the Middle East altogether


Bush met with congressional leaders in the Cabinet Room of the White House on Friday and said Bla…bla…bla and everyone agreed.

Incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was delighted to be there.

Current Speaker Dennis Hastert had his mind on other things.

Current Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist was thinking about how well he blocked Medicare reform.

US oil tanker attacked.


President Putin’s months-long diplomatic effort to get five other powers to agree to a tough United Nations Security Council resolution on sanctions against America for nuclear proliferation in sending nuclear fuel to India has succeeded.

The sanctions were imposed on America when Congress approved a bill, 330-59, which agreed to ship nuclear fuel to India.

India, which has nuclear weapons, has not submitted to international inspections needed the fuel to build more bombs.

The bill reversed 30 years of US policy that opposed nuclear cooperation with India because it never signed the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and developed nuclear weapons in contravention of international law.

Sanctions came into force last night with forced inspection of all shipping to and from the US.The first casualty of this inspection was an oil tanker belonging to Chevron named “Leezza Rice”, which was intercepted by international forces and sunk in the Gulf of Mexico when it failed to stop.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Moqtada moves south


Moqtada said he was about to move south with his divisions to punish the Brits for their coming like thiefs in the night to harass his men.

Moq said he was the legal ruler of iraq and not the Brits so was going to punish them severely.

10 of our boys dead by next Friday, I'd say.

Bush flees to India.



Bush flees to India.

To meditate on Lovelock and the Gaia.

What a suitable name, Lovelock.

I’m in shock and awe of it.

But Bush the moron light the fuse.

He of “General”….. that’s the name of the ruler of Pakistan.

And nothing can stop it now.

1,300 years of Shi’a oppression by the Sunnis looks like it is about to end.

The Farsi speaking Iranians are helping the Shi’a Arabs in Iraq to set up the first Arab/Shi’a controlled country in modern times.

The Saudis are helping the Sunnis in Anbar with money and anti aircraft missiles.

The Turks are looking at the Kurds in Northern Iraq and are becoming afraid, as are the Iranians.

Invasion from both sides is likely to crush the Kurds.

A regional conflagration seems inevitable with Israel joining in with its nukes.

There go our cheap flights and oil and our booming economies, which were destroying the planet anyway.

The beautiful flowers of Kenya will have to stay there and the Kiwis from Oz will be eaten there.

All’s well that ends well.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Bin Laden at White House



Bin Laden at White House.

The Bin barged his way into a news conference today at the White House.

He said Blair invited him.

Blair said he does not remember, as he was as high as a kite from all the speed he is taking.

The Bin offered them terms for surrender, which they accepted on the QT.

He told them he had been hiding out with his friends in Israel and got the best medical treatment.

He advised Blair to go there and get off the drugs as he was looking like shit.

Allah Akbar



Washington - US President George W Bush acknowledged Thursday that the situation in Iraq is 'bad' but vowed to stay until Israel gave him permission to leave.
'It's bad in Iraq,' Bush said, but later added 'I also believe we are going to succeed in helping our friend, Israel.'
Bush was speaking at a press conference with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who flew to Washington to discuss strategy in Iraq with his American counterpart one day after a US report issued a bleak assessment of the policy in Iraq.
'This is a mission we have to succeed in and we can succeed in for the sake of Israel,' Blair said.
The Iraq Study Group, a bipartisan panel of experts set up by Congress to explore solutions in Iraq, made dozens of recommendations for changing the approach to Iraq.
Among them are opening dialogue with the Axis of Evil , launching a broad diplomatic initiative in the Middle East and pressuring the Iraqi government to do more to join the anti Shi’a forces and continue the sectarian violence in Iraq.
Bush, however, appeared to reject opening talks with Iran, sticking by his policy that Iran must first bend over for Israel and halt uranium enrichment before the United States will hold discussions with the Islamic state.
'If Iran, unlike Israel, agrees to verifiably suspend their enrichment, the United States will be at the table with our partners,' Bush said.
Bush also said he backed Blair's plans to travel to the Middle East to make himself look important and useful and to meet with the Israelis and Palestinians to try to keep renew the stalled peace process.