Thursday, January 25, 2007

Coup d'etat in Washington



Coup d’etat in America.

White House bombed.

Washington: Three retired Generals today mounted a coup d’etat in Washington.

It is reported that former President Dick Cheney and his lapdog George Bush have been captured and shot.

The three Generals have appointed Al Gore as interim President since, they say, he won the last election anyway.

The Generals (Bastiste, Zinni and Newbolt) say they do not intend to hold power and will hold elections as soon as they are ready.

A state of martial law was imposed at midnight and all neo-cons and other cons in Washington were arrested and shot as traitors.

A bounty of $1,000,000 has been put on the top leadership of AIPAC.

In the meantime, all troops are to be withdrawn from Iraq and sent to Pakistan to capture or kill The Bin.

Viva Batiste Viva.

Amandlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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